My 6 year old grandson was invited to a neighbors ( a girl) birthday party at the weekend.
He watched the bouncy castle being put up in her garden, saw that it had characters from some girly film on it and said " I'm not bouncing in THAT "
His mother went apeshit because he point blonk refused to go to the party.
Now, what has this got to do with football I hear you ask.
Imagine a dressing room with Billy Brebner, Joe Jordan, big Jim Holton in it and then imagine their reaction when you start to lay out that pink strip.
Bunch o' poofs