donsdaft

Am I allowed to hit girls?

Pritti Patel need a good whack, smirking bitch.(possibly after a good hard shag)

In the interest of political balance

Rebecca Long-Bailey. (I'm nae touching her)

Fuck sake Manc min.

I thought that I'd eventually lost it.

I know my memory isn't what it was but I couldn't remember starting a thread and was nearly heading for the blue pills.

I honestly didn't realise that was an option. What do they do with you? Sea? Landfill? I'm of the opinion that it's not my decision. If others would prefer to remember me via a funeral then that's up to them. Fit if yer kids want a big pairty to dance around yer corpse?

Still disposed of as per normal.

In my Mothers case the crem at Crathes.

Which entailed me desperately trying and failing to follow the hearse ( a souped up job) out the North Deeside Road.

Every bloody red light..........

She would have liked that.

I'm not much of a one for funerals.

Each to their own of course, how you cope with death is and should be an individual thing.

Didn't have a funeral for my mother and I have no intention of having one for myself.

Indeed if I'm wrong and there is "another place" how could I face my Ma if I had a funeral and she didn't.

Somebody blabbing a heap of s'hite about someone they never met up at the crem doesn't do it for me.

It might just be auld age, the competitive spirit is definitely weakening.

On the other hand, I was doing a fair impression of a 14 year old, jumping up and down when the winner went in against Hearts a few weeks ago.

Nah, it's boredom that is the problem.

Umpteen shite transfer windows in a row, game management even if we win.

I still pay attention to the score but it's only a matter of time before I stop doing that.

Already I book flights away from Aberdeen without bothering to check what game I'm missing.

That would never have happened a few years ago.

At least he can be with the club he played for, now.

Yaasss Min.

Rebecca Long-Bailey.

The name make a shiver of revulsion run down my back.

Dianne Abbot, always unpleasant to look at, no longer looks alive.

I wonder how she voted on the public school abolition, give that she sent her own son to one?

Labour party may be fucked for good.

Sports scientists and psychologists ?

Get the bastards up and doon the Broad Hill a few times.

Trump is the biggest arsehole in the universe.

What a total twat.

:D :D :D :D

Europe for Ever

Hey, it works

It's not even on the radio.

Wifies fuckin golf.

Yip, that's what people around Europe think of when they think England.

Football fans

Stag nights

Brexit supporters

You should have just got stuck in.

The grandkids would have always remembered the day their SuperGranda laid out a whole heap of tossers using his super powers.

In reality, I have the same trouble with English wankers in Budapest.

These folk have no sense of how to behave as a guest in another country.

Mind you the weegies are just as bad if I ever go to the local Scottish Pub.

Poor barmaid (Audrey) gets a hard time.

Audrey, Audrey, come back to Scotland we me, Scotland's beautiful Audrey. (Castlemilk?)

I'm wantin chips Audrey, div you ken whit chips are Audrey?

I could go on, but I'm sure you've all seen it before.

They'll be out of a job soon enough.

I’m proud of being European.

If I’m British then it’s completely against my will.

My children were all born European citizens.

Government is run by unelected civil servants, no change there.

Can’t ever remember being allowed to vote for my head of state, don’t think I will ever get the chance.

Nobody takes my European citizenship away from me.

Well I would much rather have had another referendum, but if it’s an election then it’s an election.

Hopefully the brain dead English proletariat find something on the telly that keeps them at home this next election day.

Whiter

Fuck off Cormack, you creep.

If the team decide to stop playing then they can have no complaints when the fans decide to stop watching.

I very nearly left at half time (many did)

I didn't, only because I found it difficult to actually leave so early so I had a blether with my son and his mates at the back of the Y for 15 minutes and then we all left.

Disgraceful performance, the club should be refunding everyone who bought a ticket.

We should always tell Celtic to fuck right off.

Obviously if I'm a manager in Croatia, I'm going to sit , sipping my wine, looking over the Adriatic and think......"I wish I was having a pint in Torry just now"

I'll be there on Thursday but didn't renew my (2) season tickets.

It's going to feel a bit flat after Europe, especially if we return to the type of football we saw on Sunday.

However, we've had 3 good home performances and we may well blast five past the Croatians on Thursday.

5-3 anyone?