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I was at all except the league wins in Edinburgh.
The cup games against the gruesome twosome were, as you would expect, difficult to win.
Scottish football doesn’t allow trophies to leave Glasgow easily.
Roy Aitken was a thug.
The things I saw him getting away with at Parkhead in particular still make me shudder.
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Just a few weeks before my daughter was born.
Hard to believe we have never won the Scottish Cup in her lifetime.
Of course if it wasn't for this bloody virus, we would have won it last weekend.
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I'm going to raise the intellectual bar here ( but the iplayer is full of classics lately)
The Belles of St. Trinians
An absolute masterclass from Alastair Sim as Miss Fritton.
Joyce Grenfell at her best.
George Cole ( the invisible man)
Sid James gets a mention just for having his face.
Lots of girls in school uniforms and stockings ( I even recognised Andre Melly)
What's not to like?
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It's hard to believe, but they're actually going to try and take credit for the death rate falling in care homes.
All that's happening is that they're running out of old people.
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“I didn’t think we were allowed coffee until Wednesday “
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I don't expect anything to make any actual sense from now on.
This 14 day quarantine thing?
Do you just promise to stay in for 14 days?
Ha!
Anyway, regarding my proposed car journey to Budapest, I went to sleep last night thinking " no quarantine for me" because the twat had said air travel only.
I woke this morning to find that it didn't include France anyway.
As far as I am aware the tunnel doesn't go all the way to Hungary.
Now this means I get to not quarantine twice, not that I would have anyway.
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May 11th
37 bloody years ago
Oh the joy.
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Fuck flying, they are going to make it nearly impossible.
The channel tunnel trains are still operating (they'll forget about them)
I've always fancied driving to Budapest, just a case of persuading Mrs Donsdaft.
I'll wait until the third bottle of wine to try to persuade her to let me book the train.
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I go in at 11.00 Mon -Sat
But we won’t manage an eye test for some time.
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The downside of having children
I’ve had a few.......
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Genuine question dd. Can you put new lenses into existing frames? Is that easy enough aye?
Like my Rayban specs but will need a new prescription soon I reckon.
Aye, nae problem.
Although the modern plastic raybans are absolutely pish.
A man trained in 1975 will probably manage it though
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Fuck staying in for 14 days because some wimp has a headache and wants a test done.
Then another wimp.
Then the first wimp again.
Serious stuff I admit but I’m not letting some bloody hypochondriacs interfere with my life.
It’s bad enough that we have to pay for them in the first place.
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I’ll just continue to sing my song.
His name is Sir Boris
The King of the world
He likes hunting and shooting and fishing
But when there is any work to be done
You’ll find that he’s generally missing.
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100,000 tests a day.
They're not even bothering to try to make their lies believable now.
If Scotland doesn't dump England now, they never will.
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Looks like I'm 10 times more likely to die of the virus here than I would have been in Hungary.
If they'd warned me that I was going to have to close the shop then I would have stayed.
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My wife is diabetic.
I’m going to see if she’ll let me have one of her syringes, I know we have bleach somewhere.
Sorted, what’s the fuss been all about?
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I'm not sure whether they fall for it every week or that they expect us to fall for it every week.
I'm also not sure which one would be worse.
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So a quick update on what I'm doing.
My temporary registration came through on the 28th March but I've been waiting on my Disclosure Scotland check coming through which it did yesterday. I've chosen to take a placement in a local nursing home, initial 3 month contract, extendable to 6 if necessary. This has freed up a young staff nurse only qualified a year to go and get some acute experience in the front line...she's off to the Nightingale in London. Helps her to progress her career and I don't have to travel so it suits us both. Starting on Monday.
3 months?
The auld buggers will never last that long.
You’re either a saint or completely aff your heid.
They were just waiting to die anyway.
Harsh but true.
No way would I risk my life for a lost cause.
Well done to you and all that but bloody hell min.
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The queen can shut her f’uckin mouth.
F’uckin bitch.
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We’re banned from doing eye tests.
Looks like 25 years hard work down the pan.
Specs still available lads
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They won't report it when the looting starts though.
Although in this day and age I suppose there are other methods of getting the news out there.
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It's all bollocks, and when people find out it's all bollocks they are going to
1/ be fuckin annoyed.
2/ be grateful to the politicians who saved them.
Expect all propaganda to be aimed at achieving number 2
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There's only one kind of brexit voter.
Bastards
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And Blue.....nae chunce of me ever going to see them.
Coronavirus
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I refer you to my previous song.