Huck the Funs

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derek young, the man is in a class of his own.

A woman comes home to find her husband in bed with a female midget. Furious, she screams 'you promised me you wouldn't cheat on me again!' The husband says 'For fuck sake can't see you see I'm trying to cut down!?' My wife told me to make love like in the movies. So I stuck it in her arse & came on her face. She got mad with me. I guess we don't watch the same movies! I went for an interview at a blacksmiths the other day. "Have you ever shoed a horse?" he asked. "No but I've told a donkey to fuck off" I replied.

apart from the one about being sacked for dropping to third place in the league

Michael Grant is an Aberdeen fan

The Baby Huey Story - The Living Legend

so why do you support them then?

traditional - mary mary quite contrary

i don't believe that, there's certainly more teams in the championship if that's what you mean by bigger. how many championship teams qualify for europe? how many championship teams win national cup compitions? [national as in every team can enter, not hte johnston paint trophy] the championship certainly pays higher wages but that's about it. aberdeen have won far more than birmingham ever has or will, if we were playing in the premiership i would expect aberdeen to have a far higher crwod to percentage of population average than birmingham have.

1. i'm aberdonian 2. i live in aberdeen 3. i work in aberdeen 4. i have civic pride 5. most of my family and friends are aberdonian 6. football is us against them 7. aberdeen fc represent all of the above

so that could be smith up front and maguire on the left wing? i could be wrong, but judging from a previous posters line up that's what it looks like. well done tango, absolute fuckin genius

worse than owen to newcastle jeffers to arsenal bramble to newcastle?

freddie hubbard - born to be blue

Huddersfield Town have cut the cost of season tickets for next season to £100 and doubled the amount of sales from last season already, they've sold 15,400, their average attendance this season is 9,400, not that much different to us. how much did we sell this season? 8,000 maybe? if they were reduced to £135 do you think we might be able to shift 15,000? http://www.htafc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/TicketsNewsDetail/0,,10312~1318399,00.html

aye, i thought it looked ok at the game, but watching the highlights i thought it looked quite amateurish

last night i listened to my upstairs neighbour shag his boyfriend

fiend

p.s. defense

definately we didn't get a game cancelled because motherwell didn't agree to it, so therefore if we don't agree to cancel the rangers game it will go ahead on the 18th of may? if it doesn't then it is clearly one rule for rangers [celtic for some other stuff] and one rule for the rest of us. will aberdeen fc refuse the fixture change? will we kick off the game on the 18th and sue rangers [or the spl] if they don't turn up? or will we just turn round and let them shag us up the arse as normal?

just listened to it for the first time, nothing that really stands out for me and nothing bad either though that might change after a few listens. i thought soul on fire was the best

a bit harsh, mackie is not very good at playing football, we all know that, but he tries his hardest, that's not a disgrace to the shirt. the disgrace is that he keeps getting a game, that's not his fault

i wouldn't call running across the pitch three times from the left side to the right side then passing the ball to the nearest red shirt constructive or particularly good, well ok, it was a red shirt, better than a white one i suppose

the difference is that you used "WTF?! stupidest and fuck all" to respond to a fellow aberdeen fan and forum user who you had a different opinion to, it was unwarranted , huns are huns. my key words "in theory", what's your point? in theory these things should happen, when they don't the supporters of these clubs from bigger cities are generally unhappy. aberdeen "in theory" should be doing better than inverness and falkirk, we're not, some of us are unhappy.

WTF?! the size of place that we come from has got something to do with it, the bigger the place the bigger the crowds [in theory] meaning more money, meaning better players [in theory again], meaning greater expectations. occasionally there will be a team from a small place that does well for a couple of years, but if you look at all the leagues in europe the vast majority of the top sides come from the largest cities. less of the swearing, "nothing" would've got your point across just as well as "fuck all"