fatjim

He has been in hospital getting a personality bypass.

I didn't really tell any jokes to be honest. The one thing that was as close to a joke was about stephen hawkings and apparently as I was informed afterwards it was very similar to something Ricky Gervais has said so I won't be doing that again. Apart from that it was mostly my own material. You wouldn't last very long if you just stole other people's gags. However in saying that if you haven't seen every comedian then you might come up with something similar in the same way a musician can come up with a similiar riff.

Any hole is a goal. To put it another way I need to perform a post mortem on my material.

I don't know yet to be honest. I have to make some grave decisions about my set.

You'll not be going back to those two places in a hurry then.

Fuck this shit.

I was meaning in terms of the connection to the community but point taken.

Going to see The Lemonheads perform It's a Shame About Ray album April 18th.

Jack's goal was pretty similar to Chalali's goal down at Tannadice. With the exception of the bounce. Just the way it was popped into the corner of the net with the head.

Is this exclusive to Aberdeen though? I very much doubt it.

I personally think Doug Stanhope is funnier but then there is something about a weegie accents that just puts me off comedians.

I did it because I needed a hobby. It was a great experience though.

Doug Stanhope is funnier than Jerry Sadowitz. Sadowitz is a better magician though.

Can I shit in your mouth on stage?

no I was completely sober and drug free. it was a good buzz.

falkirk of all places and they liked my more edgy stuff although I fluffed one of my necrophilia jokes but still got a bit of a laugh. WIll definitely give it another go. The weird thing was not focussing or catching anyone in the audience in the eye. It was just a blur. i have 20/20 vison but couldn't look at anyone.

I didn't die. It got pretty tough in the middle but the audience seemed to like my necrophilia gags despite fluffing one of them. There is no link ST. it was supposed to be filmed but wasn't because there wasn't enough light. Probably a good thing.

Did my first gig last night and it was both frightening and a buzz kill at the same time.

STV in not knowing the difference between offer and over shocker.

I doubt the trams will be finished in a couple of years and they won't go near easter road.

How do you know his cock is orange?

If you said that about Neil Lennon you might find yourself in court or even prison. Probably better in future to just say something like I hope he bangs his knee off of a coffee table and gets a bad bruise. Should be safe there.

He is watching midget porn on his phone.

Oh you're talking about snow.

depends how big his anus is.