PittodrieGoesBerserk

maybe they have 2 lines?

That one's for kids over 6 foot. 

http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/Article.aspx/932984

 

I wonder if "Sorry son, we're not going to offer a contract because you are too small" is actually the club's official way of letting youth players down gently and what they actually mean is "you're shite".

I've re-read my post a few times and still can't see where you get that I think thats what will happen. It was a response to your question "what does it actually mean?", in the form of a question. In the same way you have attempted to answer your question, with questions .

??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???

Now I'm completely lost.

Possibly if we lose both and, god forbid, end up six points adrift?

I bet you £1000 we won't end up six points adrift after these two games. 

In fact, make it a round million pounds. 

Not sure how accurate the above is, but it's being reported on KKK that a journalist on Radio Scotland today that.  Anyone hear this? Know anymore about it?

I'm sure it's a 100% verified fact.

I wonder what "JC has two games to save his job" actually means though? I mean, what does it actually mean? Actually? Is a win and a loss enough to be sacked? Is a draw and a loss enough to be sacked? If we get beaten 1-0 in both games despite outplaying the opposition twice, is that enough to be sacked? Or if we win both games despite playing dreadfully, is that enough to be sacked? What about beating Falkirk 1-0 then losing 4-0 to Hearts? Is that enough? How about beating Hearts 10-0 but losing 10-0 to Falkirk? Is that a sackable offence?

What a load of shite.   

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Yes - As much as I always have

Not as much as I used to - I still enjoy it but, funnily enough, not as much as I used to

No - I don't enjoy it at all.

 

 

Right. I've ticked the wrong box then. 

Is that a real question?

 

Bit obvious isn't it?

No.

The question is 'Do you still enjoy the football?'

'No' means that I do not still enjoy the football. The 'still' in the question implies that this also means that I have enjoyed the football at some point though,which renders 'Not as much as I used to' a bit redundant. I.e. they mean the same thing.

Unless 'No' means 'I have never enjoyed the football', in which case 'the football' needs clarified. What football? Calderwood's? Aberdeen's? All football ever?

And I voted 'Yes', because I still enjoy the football. But I don't enjoy it as much as I used to. 

What's the difference between 'no' and 'not as much as I used to'?

He turned up at Dortmund and within about 5 mins their medical guys spotted that he had one leg longer than the other. They modified his boots I believe to mean that he didn't have the same problems there as he had with us.

Everyone's got one leg longer than the other. It just affects some people's spine, hips, muscles, tendons etc more than others.

I think Daily Mail readers have the worst views.

1. Born in aberdeen

2. My local team

3. My dad brought me up correctly

Ditto. 

I never realised Langfield signed for Rangers last night. With no goalkeeper, we're sure to struggle this season.

It'll probably be an improvement.

Of course, I wasn't thinking. 

I'm not bothered if his boyhood hero was Ian Durrant, as long as he can play fitba.

You've taken that too far. 

Interesting thought though...do you think anyone's boyhood hero is Ian Durrant?

Have you been to a game this season?

Aye that's right: judge Foster on two games this season, one of which we won with a good defensive performance, rather than his professional career. 

I'm beginning to understand why most people here seem to think you're a prick.

The one thing Foster's got is pace and that should be enough to deal with Miller. If Miller gets in behind the defence, Foster may be one of the only defenders in the SPL who has the speed to get back and cover him. Miller's a headless chicken who for some reason manages to get away with it at international level.

I'd rather we just played exciting football than bringing back any venom.

 

Win it by being good not just because it's the huns and somehow people feel the need for aggression to make themselves feel better.

 

Gay.

I remember the weekend after when Off The Ball ran a competition to see who could come up with the best Scottish football related anagram*.  The winner was:

 

A

Northern

Drunken

Youth

 

Clobbers

A

Mediocre

Entertainer

Rambling

Orange

Nonsense

 

 

(*is that called an anagram?)

I'm sorry SuperTrade, but it was actually:

A

Nasty

Dons

Yob

Clobbers

Ageing

Mediocre

Entertainer

Reciting

Orange

Nonsense

Stenhousemuir 

That's three words. 

Uncanny isn't it?

Kano was murder.

We're not alone there though mate. That's the main symptom of post-millennium Scottish football. Not even the OF are immune from that - there are no more Larssons or McCoists for the gruesomes. With so much money in English fitba (from top to middle) and precious little up here, we're feeding off scraps.

The only hope is for Sky to do an ITV Sport, or people getting bored of football, and there's no sign of either of those happening soon.