hercule poirot

Cut the grass this afternoon, once more towards the end of next week should wrap it up for this year. 

What a pair of clowns!

Tup and Rocket moaning about other AFC forums and yet the pair of them have been banned several times from them all for being self-righteous pricks. Tup still prompts his hand puppets to get him re-instated on AFC Chat.

Utterly utterly pathetic. At least on this forum he seems to have realised to wind his neck in as Moderators tend not to put up with his belligerence.

31 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

You lost your LA privileges detective. You can't just run away like a little girl, hiding in keyboard warrior anonymity and inventing shit and repeating it.

WHY DID YOU SEND A PM? Was this also a bad attempt at humour?

We do love a tryer though so keep up the great comedy: -

At least this "joke" was vaguely on topic but to go to the off-topic you introduced, other than medical necessity, circumcision is sick.. and therefore Jewry is sick, as is EVERY organised world religion.

I agree with you re: religion. 

But the main thrust of my quip is very much golf related. Reason being, most of the golf world's top players have been under the knife. Hence why I was asking you if you'd followed suit.

Have you ever been circumcised Squeakerino?

I was booked in for the operation but I was feeling under par so I missed the cut.

Campbell was indeed an available substitute. Camera focused on him for approx 10 seconds when it was clear there was something far more interesting happening on the pitch.

^ Yes it was good co-commentary. Particularly when he's a player and he's as critical as any supporter. 

For example: getting irritated when we're constantly looking for openings down the right hand side with no progress being made, while Hayes and Kennedy are twiddling their thumbs on the left flank. Then getting all smug in a 'told you so' fashion when a good chance comes from a Kennedy cross in from the left.

Excuse my ignorance, are the shops not shut?

It was a really good goal. Hedges looks to well up for it this season. Not good seeing Wright being taken off just after, his body language indicated deflation.

8 hours ago, rocket_scientist said:

I'm half way through A Decent Ride by Irvine Welsh. I doubt I'll finish it. He's a great writer and has produced some major magic but too much padding in some of his other works, like a publisher pushing for money. 

Irvine Welsh!

Chewing gum for the brain. Uninteresting rubbish written for halfwits.

Even you have a bit more about you than that, squeaky...

John Niven's latest offering is a decent read: The Fuck It List.

^ I've done my homework laddie, your voice is one of those excitable, higher than is manly affairs.

Not a dig at you, just an observation.

Didn't think much of the multiple substitute idea when it first came in, but it worked for us tonight.

Just now, ayrshire_don74 said:

wingball !, not sure Hernandez has done much wrong like

He didn't do much, full stop.

Why can professional football players not pass a simple ball to a team mate. 

We are really bad and the team in blue are no better. You can tell by Hendrys face he's as thick as it comes. 

28 minutes ago, ayrshire_don74 said:

LEWIS

HERNANDEZ HOBAN TAYLOR HAYES

OJO FERGUSON CAMPBELL MCRORIE

MCGINN WRIGHT

actual formation may differ

Should be sufficient to see off the farmers. Even while lagging behind on game time.

£10 bet at 9/1 placed for Aberdeen to win by 2 or more clear goals and 6 or more corners.

Easy money..

When Rocket was in his 20's he played football. In his 30's tennis was his pastime

When he got to 40+ that's when golf took hold.

Now he's well in to his 50's it's just a matter of time before marbles becomes his passion.

As his stomach expands and his voice gets squeakier, it's no surprise his balls are shrinking.

^ Worth a try, thank you. 

Having checked the technical spec, it appears suitable for a spike of up to 275v. I'm no meteorologist but possibly lightning may be slightly higher than that?

Anyway, I shall purchase as anything that stops the internet and phone cutting out is a benefit. Thanks again.

21 hours ago, BigAl said:

Wouldn't necessarily disagree with that last sentence SeeBass, however there is a necessity for clubs to generate income or there won't be a game to come back to, so for that reason football requires to continue behind closed doors and with TV money helping keep clubs afloat.

Watched the start of Victim FC's Euro match via a stream and unlike most of them there is no stupid piped crowd noise which is actually slightly better than the alternative which just does my head in.

Agree with the sentiment regarding piped crowd noise. Was watching a Spurs game and switched it off after 20 minutes as could take no more of the slowed down "When the Spurrrs, go marching innnnn" they had on a continuous loop.

It's probably being played to avoid any swearing from players or manager being broadcast.

^ I thought (hoped) you'd sulked and departed? 

Anyway...today I had a very pleasant BT Engineer visit to re-instate my WI_FI and phone. They've been defunct sine the thunder and lightning last Wednesday.

Handy tip to share: Always remember and unplug TV, phone and internet hub when there's lightning around. Save things getting fried like mine.

You're welcome.

7 hours ago, rocket_scientist said:

It's ok detective. Amazing how quickly things change. Everything is for a reason. Karma is active.

As they deleted my real and present threat to your mate Don - it appears that one isn't allowed to defend oneself against a gang of three - I have no option but to absent myself.

Enjoy listening to yourself and each other. You'll achieve much, I'm sure. Goodbye.

I've not got the faintest idea what you're gibbering about 

Looks as if you've either fallen out with yourself or admitted you're out of your depth when in my virtual company. 

And what's Los Angeles got to do with anything? 

^ I'm fed up jousting with you if the truth be told. 

Being the bigger man (literally and figuratively) I offer you the olive branch of truce.

 Virtual pals? 

Truth 1. You don't know me, what I do or how I got there, stop pretending you do after only 2 weeks of dialogue 

Truth 2. You show continuous passive aggression. You really really need help. 

Truth 3. Tup is a fud. He's trying to appear to be Mr. Knowledgeable about a team he only watches once in blue moon. Give him time. Once he feels bedded in on this forum, the paranoid small town belligerent attitude will come to the fore. 

18 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Listen up detective; 

You're not of a commercial nous so don't pretend to be.

Nobody in a dynamic buying and selling position goes for a "stroll" in the middle of the day, other than the self-made.

Nobody who is capable of earning what they're truly worth is happy to be an employee.

There are very rare exceptions where them compromising their income but earning a good deal fits with their lack of risk-taking, which means they would never have made it on their own anyway.

Nobody other than a fucked up fool would come on here and pretend to have got a "cracking deal" in an industry and a negotiation in which they have no expertise in. The people you gave your money to make thousands of deals every year. You buy a car every what, 2 or 3 years? It is fear that makes you convince yourself that you "beat the system". Fear and Self Loathing... look it up, there was a book written about it, albeit in LV.

Speaking of wives, nobody other than a sad clown tries to be a clown when it's quite evident that their comedic talent is non-existent.

Nobody with average mental health invests time - cowardly, in conjunction with others - baiting a poster not known to them on the internet. This behaviour, like their self-deception, indicates weaknesses that are all too obvious.

Nobody other than an insecure arse pretends to be expert in fields that they're not, as you did in two separate subjects.

Nobody other than an insecure tit begging for attention presents heresay as fact, without sources, to present themselves as ITK (and when it blew up on them, they don't care, lacking the most basic of integrity).

You should learn the value of love. But I guess that might be impossible if you hate yourself. Being as nasty and twisted as you've shown yourself to be in only two weeks is quite an exceptional  achievement and very revealing and no amount of platitudes in the field of gardening can obscure.

Sending an insulting PM to another poster though, as tup informed us, immediately on signing up is the biggest indicator of your sadness. You have severe issues you need to work on. 

Squeak squeak... 

8 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Paint protection a total rip off. Gap insurance also. Products for mugs. 

This mug got them FOC. No flies on me, my little rotund squeaky voiced protagonist. 

4 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Sigh. What make/model did you buy?

Trading in? Do you know what over-allowance means?

Make and model is none of your business. 

I got it for a very similar price as quoted on car wow. 

Over allowance is what I sometimes do when spooning my wedge from the semi-rough. Not really sure why that's relevant to purchasing a car.