InversneckieDob

I was a voice in the wilderness (much slagged) predicting a tory majority last time.

 

The donsdaft forecast this time...................hung parliament.........October election.

Canna see it Chief, I reckon Nurse Ratched gets a handy majority, Min 50, up to 75ish.

Hope you're right though.

SNP have no chance of ever repeating the 56 last time round. They'll drop to around 45 this time Tories will regain "traditional" Tory seats like Eastwood and Stirling etc gaining around 6 or 7 in total, Labour will win 2 or 3  and lib Dems might gain 1 or 2.

 

However its down south where Labour's total ineptitude and internal divisions where the Tories will wreak havoc and deliver a huge majority.

 

 

I think the Nats will hold up a wee bit better than that, but the 56 was a once in a lifetime thing.

I think the Liberals will make some inroads, but the stink of coalition is still on them.

I'd be disappointed if the Tories gained much, I could live with them tiing with the Pandas but beyond that would be disappointing.

But you're right I think Nurse Ratchid gets a majority of circa 60-75.

I'd say this is the scariest time for the world in my lifetime.

The ba's on the slates, and nae mistake.

Hartley oot.

Jaysus, total panic measure.

I reckon Hartley's a decent manager.

Well, well. Brown actually got sent off today 

 

County manage to come back to draw with the tims, finished 2-2.  all the better that it appeared to be soft last minute penalty 

Soft doesnae come close, it's a Compliance Officer job.

FAF seeing The Mutant lose it.

Easter related joke:

 

"Hey Dad, why is my sister called Teresa?"

"Because your Mum loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram of Easter"

"Thanks Dad"

"No problem Alan!"

Took me a wee minute .......................... ;D ;D

That beerman looks like a young victim of  Gough.

 

 

Poor lad

FTFY

This reminds me of Killie away, we've got dragged out of our game plan and into a scrap.

Apparently that screeching bint that Foster is stouping was at the centre of some controversy, cos a bunch o' Daily Mail readers misread her ganzee on TV?

Mebbe's Swanson said something aboot her to Fister that provoked his ire?

I really canna thole Fister, I can think of few Reds who I've harboured such antipathy towards whilst here.......Sackie Sacknamara mebbe but nae many.

Born and bred in Stoney (Stonehaven, the St Tropez of the North East) moved to Inverness in 92, then Easter Ross, specifically Alness, in 05 where I remain to this day.

Love the Highlands, canna see me ever leaving until retirement (which is closer than I like to think about) when I widnae mind biding someplace warm, at least for a goodly chunk o' the year.

Kinda regret never living in a larger urban conurbation at some point, but the age I'm at now, small town, semi-rural living does me fine.

Also, if this player, or another of his ilk, played for us they'd be constantly suspended.

They get away with this style of play for Thistle, ICT, Hearts.... whoever, for us..... nae so much.

As mentioned, Shinnie has been booked nine times.

How many of those bookings were justified?

How many times would Mutant Face have been booked for similar tackles?

 

hit me up if any other Stonehaven folk here

Stoney born and raised but moved to the Highlands in 1992.

I probably ken yer faither.

Fit like?

Oh aye, there's fool undertones there, like a ferret up a drainpipe.

It's a shite state of affairs when Oxford can be, potentially, financially more lucrative than the team that's second in the top Scottish League.

By the cringe, that would tak a bit o' stroopin'.

Fuck aye.

Wow, this.....

 

"Theresa May says Britain is a kind and generous country that never turns its back on those in need..."

 

Ye couldnae mark that hoor's neck wi a bayonet.

 

 

 

 

McGregor

Anya Berra Cooper Robertson

Fletcher

Snodgrass Morrison Cairney

Griffiths Rhodes

 

 

Close to half the boys on that team line I wouldnae recognise if I found them in my soup.

I'd recognise Morrison, cos I mindonce thinking he looked a bit like Andy Dow, Cooper, Cairney, Rhodes....Anya I'd mebbe get cos of his hair, the lad Robertson....... I must've seen him play for the jooooot, but I couldnae pick him oot of a line-up.

The boy Rhodes.......his Dad was that goalie for Dunfermline and St Johnstone, he was English?

Was his Ma Scottish or did he "assimilate" cos he went to the school up here?

Sweet Baby Jesus and the orphans.......

Remember them?

I had mixed feelings.

Some o' the flavours were fine, but if you crunched them ower quick they were hoorin' sharp.

No.......Hud on, that was Spangles.

Dundee United..........No,nae ringing a bell.

Fuck aye.

Jaysus, seems a lot of bars I used to quaff in are nae longer there.

Liks?

Fit's happened to the Thumb? Is he still injured?

'sash bash'... 'cultural music'....

 

I personally say leave them to it.  Let them sing their silly ancient songs and march along with their flute bands glorifying battles and history that 90% of them barely understand.

 

The more fuss that's made of it the more important they feel, as if they are standing up to fight for their 'cause'.

 

Same goes to them waving their Israel flags at todays game.  They should be nothing but embarrassed.

Embarrassment and these are nae frequent bedfellows.

See "self-awareness" also.

Thanks very much darling, let's have a cup of coffee.