Gervaise_Brookhampster

Booze

Prawn Cocktail or Chicken Broth

Booze

Turkey with trimmings (nae as much or as funcy as Malaga)

Booze

New York Cheesecake or Chocolate Profiteroles

Mair Booze

I'll give you a Simmie for services to the fuller figure 

I'm afraid to say I would in any hole or crease i could find and feel so guilty for that few minutes after, but it wouldn't be long till i was at it again 

Looks like door 19 is for Buc............but I wouldn't mind a shotty 

mmmmmmmmmm That makes me want to go Doon toon for dinner!

I'm hayin a puckle saasidges and a hand fay o sassidge rolls

Lets get this back on track, door 17

Behind Door 15

 

oocha beastie!..good een 

Nae very pc I know, think she was done on Mad before?....... Ellie Simmonds wyowyn?

Door 14

FFS will someone put 2 bob in the meter 

Door 13 unlucky for some?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU__g5gELIA

Looking at this video she looks like she has a fair set of tits on her. She's obviously a mentalist but on the plus side, in her straight jacket she would be in no position to stop my back door shinnanigans ....I would.

I'm salivating, that looks fine and juicy 

I know her from The Middle, looks like she scrubs up well, I'd be up her fart box before she could blink.

Peg it on his 102 birthday i recon.

Bit of MILFage filth, Ruth Langsford....would you stir Eamonn Holmes porridge

Is that your other half putting up the tree at villa Malaga? 

wid 

Door 7 a bit NSFW ish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqKb1OGpDjo&feature=youtu.be

Door 6

There's been some right shockers on her of late, I would do the younger JSP but she would have to wear a muzzle.

Awww ti fuck noooooooo 

Gubbed by both weegie cheeks, lost a cup final and dropped down the league. What a shitty week this has been 

Oh christ aye! A geordie quine who seemingly has morals,(very unusual) she has kept herself covered and hasn't done the obligatory shower shots in Im a celeb which makes me think she would be quite straight laced in the sack, climb on for missionary with the lights off .......but i would be trying to sneek a probing finger betwix the buttocks while Im at it.