Gervaise_Brookhampster

Alford Lane, shut them and the Adelphi kitchen last September.

He's posted his first challenge from Aberdeen on the tour he did last year.....Pity that Cue place is closed, food looked lovely.

Saw a gypo (dressed) in Asda with his two kids running riot in their PJs and dressing gowns in Asda. Looked like he had parked up the night before in their car park. Even kids in Pjs is minky, adults (seems to be women mainly) is just fucking not on....the lazy skanky hoors

Thats Lindsey dawn McKenzie, she has a place over the road from me. horrible woman,

You couldn't pop over and steel me a pair o her draaaers of the washing line could you?

Haha just noticed Patrick in the corner.

How do you like dem apples!

Yaaaas Malaga min

FOUR! Crackers all worth a tug on my Mashie Niblick

Aye Happy New Year to you all, off to a mates for a small gathering and a heep o drink, nae really in the mood to be honest but sure once I have a few that will alll change.

Looks like you done a good job with no cock ups this time! 

Away to make a turkey curry ......well cheat really and use a sauce  , turkey defrosted do I fry it for a bit first or just chuck it in the sauce as it's precooked? Hmmm....Salmonella awaits 

Carrie Fisher broon breed  fuck sake

Thats 4 in as many days, Brucie must be crapping himself!

Liz Smith, Nana fae the Royle Family's deed now.......Drapin like flies min!

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2481582/liz-smith-dead-the-royle-family-star-dies-aged-95-family-confirm/

Made a erseholes job o my rib o beef! Was gutted. Didnt help by dropping it out the oven all over the floor!

Then over cooked the bloody thing!

 

Dont say a word DD

That will explain the lack of a picture, you can't get it right every time Malaga. Was alcohol to blame for your uncharacteristic cooking cock ups by any chance?  :laughing:

What the actual fuck! I must admit to Wham being a bit of a guilty pleasure back in the day. Will 2016 just fuck the hell off!

Haha drunken posts ....love them. Merry Christmas Malaga, hope the heads nae too bad tomorrow morning when the loons get you up at 5am to open their presents 

Merry Christmas Malaga and all the radges here on Donstalk, if suntys looking in I will have her in the back row 5th along.....or in the front row far right.........infact any of them apart from the two fake eens back left with the googlie eyed nips stuck on bags of silicone.

Ya bugger made my heart skip a beat there 

Have a Simmie for even contemplating it! 

A massive massive eye from the buc..

She would have a face like a painters radio when I had finished with her 

Here's one of my fav gingers

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I heard that right ginger ginger women are very sensitive in the punts department and are well into shagging, can anyone inform if this is infact true?

Door 21

Debbie Harry c1978?

Nearly min 1976....40 years since Blondies debut ......40 years! fuck I feel old.

http://www.mtv.com/news/2965042/blondie-debut-40th-anniversary/?xrs=_s.fb_main

What's your wallpaper on your Phone/laptop etc?

Here's mine at the mo...

I think I'd spunk ma britches if I had to take that picter