Gervaise_Brookhampster

She's Canadian is she nae, I watched that programe last night inna, she comes across as a bit of a minx. I do actually find her funny....nae hilarious but she raises a smile and Im sure bent over in front of me that wouldn't be all she would raise!

She seemed to like holding the American challenge dildo last night, bet she would have a good go at using it! I'm almost certain she would be game to try out back door shenanigans for sure! An all round fool quine so Im in!

Pic number 3 really does it for me .

Sexy as heck be in one second then explode wouldn't take much ..

 

I'm beginning to think image pervert now sorry bout that lads.

Nothing wrong with a healthy interest in a voluptuous lady 

Watched this heefer on Comic relief late on Friday night wearing a skin tight leopard print lycra one piece thing, that showed all her lumps (and she has many)

Initial thought she looked terrible but by the end I had convinced myself she would be worth a dirl, so Jayde Adams unfunny comedian wyowyn?

I'll stick with my 25 day ago answer of aye no problem.

Im imagining the Police at the gates were normal police and the ones actually in the compound area had guns as a second policeman in high vis had to go get help, then abdul went after them and the gunfire started. There was no mention of gunfire on the bridge that I heard of? Maybe the lady you seen heard the gunfire from the Palace of Westminster when the police took out the nutter while she was on the bridge?

Seemingly the same vehicle used in both attacks and the knife man isn't the dead person......yet, looks like there's been a fair bit of carnage on the bridge. 

Are you feeling ok min?

Must be getting fussy in my auld age 

Oh christ NO, just NO The thought makes me boke.

A couple I used to frequent out of the town center were my "regular" The Cocket Hat, and one that used to go to occasionaly for a post work pint The Eggy Fart otherwise known as the Egg and Dart.

Bonnie enough with maybe a little hint of cray cray. Think she would take a bit of warming up but the effort would be rewarded by some back door action.......... Im in.

You would have to be light on your loafers if you said no to that! I get the feeling I'd be a bit o a two pump tony 

Looks lovely Three Crazz as does Malagas meaty offering previously 

Are Guff Grenades de rigueur in the Office environment 

Yes I would but I'd be on my best behavior, I'd be pulling on my try hard pants, or rather taking them off and I wouldn't dare go anywhere near her rusty sheriffs badge unless she commanded me to, and even then I'd use heaps of lube in case i hurt her and ended up on the receiving end of a powerful forearm smash.

Bill Paxton, game over man.... game over! Loved him as Hudson in Aliens and the only actor to be killed a Terminator, a Predator, and an Alien. RIP 

http://variety.com/2017/film/news/bill-paxton-dead-dies-1201996712/

Saturday night is curry night.

Me anna, nae cooking it though, getting one in from The Blue Elephant, had one from there for the first time last week, the Phall blew my socks off , sare guts the minute I ate it, but it was fine, maybe something with a little less heat the night. My ringer was on fire last week.

I would be honored to play a game o keepie uppie in her back garden 

I'd give her cheese alright..... my cheesy helmet right up her hoop.

Nae chippy chips

Good borderline there, she does seem to have had a hard paper round (even at 50) so after much deliberation I wid do her in every orifice even the oval een.

Fit fine! Simmie incoming!

Valentine's Day , Done

Roll on easter

Chocolate mmmmmmmmmm

So I'm nae getting a Pancake Tuesday card then? 

My usual method:

 

Fry onion and garlic until onion starts to brown.

Add pancetta/chopped bacon, continue to fry for a couple of minutes.

Add mince (seasoned with salt/pepper/mixed Italian herbs) and fry until browned.

Drain off any excess fat (or don't if you prefer).

Chuck in a glass of red wine and let it bubble away for a minute or two.

Add in a jar of passata (or large tin of crushed tomatoes), a tablespoon or so of tomato puree, a good glug of Worcester sauce, more salt, pepper and mixed Italian herbs and let it simmer away until it gets to your desired thickness, usually about an hour or so.

If I can't get a large jar of passata, I'll use a small one and top up with some beef stock or more red wine.

I do it very similiar except when adding the pancetta I also throw in a handfull of freshly chopped Rosemary and sometimes use blitzed jar of sun dried tomatoes instead of puree, also cook it for 3 or 4 hours the longer the better and the day afters is better.

Whats the most recent pics? If its the tap 3 then no thank you.

 

If its the bottom 3 then aye no bother!

The top three are from that drama last night where she was playing some Northern minker type (never watched it but I believe that was what she's playing?) I'd do her in any of them, even with the fag hanging out her mouth..... as long as Cordens baby gravy was well rinsed out!

On telly last night looking rough for the part Sheridan Smith wyowyn.....she scrubs up well like, I'd be in like flynn!