mizer

Do you roughly know when your gettin in? And are you driving or catching the train?

You can join the Globes singing the Tay Bridge Disaster song 

Nae bad have an applause point for the effort 

Sarcasm doesn't come across on the web 

I would just like to point out that thechimp is not coming home with me at the end of the night.......

Getting a bit excited about this now  (as for the last few weeks).

Who's all going? And whats your plans?

1. Mizer - Boozing from 9am then festival madness in edinburgh till 4am (if I last)

Daal never looked great but his scoring record was good, he knows where the net is. As GS said better than Derek Young.

my indifference is deafening.

What?

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Aberdeen faced Al Etesalat this evening in Egypt. The Egyptian side had finished third in group B and started strongly against the Dons. Soutar was called into action in the 5th when he made a fine save after the defence were caught napping. The warning was not heeded and the Egyptians took the lead a minute later when Osama latched on to a pass that had been played through the back line. He looked composed as he lobbed the ball over the keeper to make it 1-0.

Mackie collected a yellow card in the 16th minute then the Dons settled into their game and levelled after 20 minutes. Foster played a neat pass to Smith and he cut inside and drilled the ball past the keeper. A minute later Aberdeen went ahead after some good play from Mackie. He held the ball up then held off a couple of defenders before slipping the ball to Clark. The midfielder fired his shot low into the net to make it 2-1. Mackie should have made it three in the 27th minute when a Nicholson free kick found him in space.

Unfortunately he blazed the effort over before Clark and Miller combined well forcing  the keeper into a decent save from Clark's shot. Aberdeen went 3-1 ahead in the 40th minute when Smith showed good composure on the ball. He could have played Mackie in but opted for a neat reverse pass to Miller. The striker rounded the keeper and rolled the ball into the net. Three minutes later Miller added a fourth when Mackie set him up before firing into the left hand side of the net to give the Dons a comfortable 4-1 advantage at the break.

Calderwood made four changes at the interval with Touzani, Diamond, D. Smith and Maguire replacing Severin, Mair, Hart and Nicholson. Aberdeen had a great chance to make it five ten minutes into the second half. Miller charged down the keeper's clearance and the ball broke to Mackie. Unfortunately he scuffed his shot and the ball went wide, A minute later Al Etesalat had a chance to get back into the game when Touzani was adjudged to have fouled Hosam in the box. Brazilian, Ferrera stepped up but sent his spot kick wide of the target. The Egyptian rued the miss four minutes later when Lee Miller completed his hat trick with a well-placed header from a pin point free kick from Smith.

Another four substitutions disrupted the flow of the game as Considine, Brewster, Kelly and Lovell replaced Foster, Miller, Smith and Soutar. Maguire had a chance to make it six in the 86th minute but he fired Lovell's cross into the side netting. After losing their opening two matches the Dons ended the tour on a high with seven goals in two games.

Am I being negative in suggesting that perhaps todays opponents are maybe not up to the standard of the previous teams we played in Egypt

Being factual is not neagative

Miller 5-1

Other team just missed a pen, or did soapy make a good save?

4-1 now Miller in 40,43

1 Soutar

2 Hart

3 Foster

4 McNamara

5 Mair

6 Severin

7 J Smith

8 Nicholson

9 Miller

10 Mackie

11 Clark

Subs

20 Kelly

12 S Lovell

14 Touzani

15 Maguire

16 Diamond

17 D Smith

18 Considine

19 Brewster

The match has a 5pm kick off (BST)

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Do you think Heuvel is his love child?

I will chip in for the petrol 

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'Some of the players took Jimmys speech of fucking the arabs too literally'

When was that incident?

Last summer I think.

A car was reported to the police by community wardens as acting suspicously out in Sighthill. They went oot and got them all out of the car and the guy asked him if he had anything on him, he was shocked when he said yes and tried to pull a gun out of his pocket!

Indeed it could have been worse but there was naebody saying he was good, they just liked him

From the dunfermline forum

I thought he had signed for Hamilton

can't believe he'll do well at aberdeen

Ha ha haaaa, class!!! This has made my day

How on earth has he managed to ghost his way in to the Aberdeen squad!

Freed by Partick and ends up at Aberdeen ?

That's what you call falling on your feet.

Two year deal as well? Must have a photo of Calderwood without a sun tan or something?

Quality signing he will get at least 2 goals this season

Fortunately for us, it's Derek not Darren

To me it speaks volumes......

On a postive thought........

....I remember speaking to Derek at a hibs game the week after the Ricksen incident and his bro. He had been sent off later on for a tackle on Ricksen (studs into the stomach in a sliding tackle). We were applauding his tackle and he turned round and said, it was shit I was aiming for his balls  He was a good laugh

You behave then - we dont want to lose your chat once again 

All the money he saved from the tanning salon by going to Egypt - should be a good £1000

You're work not banned this site or are you on holiday?