"Every morning that I awake, I thank the Lord that I am Scottish"

that is all 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZrdo1PuUvQ

 

 

Thanking an imaginary friend for being born in a specific place because your dad fucked your mum?

 

A bit retarded me thinks.

 

would you like to be my friend jim 

would you like to be my friend jim 

 

Are you coming on to me?

Are you coming on to me?

 

No grooming is mizers job 

I was only taking the piss I don't even like you I would rather be friends with tennamentfuckster

Every morning that I wake up, I thank the Lord that I am not "caledonia"?

 

No grooming is mizers job 

I was only taking the piss I don't even like you I would rather be friends with tennamentfuckster

 

Oh I am really hurt that a total fucktard doesn't like me.

I'm sure funster would love to be your friend.

You could then tell everyone your friend count has gone up by 50%

No grooming is mizers job 

I was only taking the piss I don't even like you I would rather be friends with tennamentfuckster

 

Now that is hurtful.

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Jesus.. now I really do need to move hoose ASAP:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I hate ballboy more than I hate scotland to be honest.

I hate ballboy more than I hate scotland to be honest.

 

You're just full of hate though jim.

You're just full of hate though jim.

 

That makes two things he is full of 

That makes two things he is full of 

 

That's about as far as you can count.