looking forward to this one - although I have a bad feeling about it.

 

In/oot: In

prematcher: Not decided yet

match: Row 27

Postmatcher: AFC Roadshow

Prediction: 2-1 hearts

We must be due to beat this mob of cretins.

 

In/oot: In

prematcher: Roseburn probably

match: I'd tell you if I could be bothered checking my ticket in my wallet, but I can't so I won't.

Postmatcher: AFC Roadshow

Prediction: 0-0

In/oot: Out

prematcher: Flat

match: Possibly online chat

Postmatcher: Mates flat for a FIFA session.

Prediction: 2-0 Farts.

In/oot: In

prematcher: Roseburn probably

match: Dunno

Postmatcher: Bus home

Prediction: 4-0

In/oot: In

prematcher: Roseburn

match: Away end somewhere

Postmatcher: AFC Roadshow until ejected

Prediction: 16th game this season without scoring.

Oot. Holiday in the USA of America.

In/oot: Out

prematcher: Cycling

match: Swimming

Postmatcher: Running

Prediction: 2 hours 30 mins

In/oot: Out

prematcher: Working

match: Working (In Edinburgh frustratingly, have to go to Edinburgh whilst Aberdeen are playing yet can't go to the game)

Postmatcher: Working

Prediction: Tedious

given hearts also have nothing to play for ahead of the semi-final this could end up being utter horse cock, and is as unpredictable as games get. one to give a few kids a game?

Hearts have Europe to play for.

given hearts also have nothing to play for ahead of the semi-final this could end up being utter horse cock, and is as unpredictable as games get. one to give a few kids a game?

 

Hearts have Europe to play for.

 

It's quite common for two different individuals to have contrasting opinions, particularly when it comes to fitba.

 

Am I going to watch the game? Errr... no. You cunts go on about how bad it is week in, week out so why should I?

 

Chris Crichton also gives us a regular dose of depression when it comes to AFC.

 

Having supported AFC for a period spanning six decades and endured the last decade and a half of pure pisch, I'm one of the missing thousands these days.

 

Weird thing is, I can't even go to the semi or the final, should we get there. I would feel that I was depriving a more deserving supporter of a ticket so the massive and continuing mismanagement of the club by our grabbing bald chairman has had the counter-productive effect of driving many of us away permanently.

 

When the cuntfuck Milne departs, and the next gadgie rids the club of the cancer that is Willie Miller (who's lawyer and mate was recently prevented from running his own law firm, I noticed), then my guess is that the average crowd will increase by at least 4,000. The city and the shire WANT to support our football club. Too many of us are not prepared to support the cunts who run it, and who serve up the same shit year after year.

 

What a beautiful day.

 

 

I never realised how old you were, Rocket. Is it the fact that you're impotent that makes you such a miserable, pretentious and argumentative cunt? 

I never realised how old you were, Rocket. Is it the fact that you're impotent that makes you such a miserable, pretentious and argumentative cunt? 

You have no idea how old I am and you have no idea how to read people, a classic symptom of youth and ignorance.

 

The joy that I bring to others is like the sun in the NE these past three days. My altruism is legendary.

 

Just thank your lucky stars that you get the opportunity to converse with a genius like me, thanks to the fucking tinternet.

 

Who else you got to talk to other than the sub-educated, twisted and bitter low-paid fuckwits like you at your work?

 

And some parents who tried to emigrate to get away from you when you were small.

 

Hearts have Europe to play for.

 

nae chunce

You have no idea how old I am and you have no idea how to read people, a classic symptom of youth and ignorance.

 

The joy that I bring to others is like the sun in the NE these past three days. My altruism is legendary.

 

Just thank your lucky stars that you get the opportunity to converse with a genius like me, thanks to the fucking tinternet.

 

Who else you got to talk to other than the sub-educated, twisted and bitter low-paid fuckwits like you at your work?

 

And some parents who tried to emigrate to get away from you when you were small.

 

You could have just said "Aye" and saved everyone a bit of time. 

 

I'd hardly call our Donstalk run-ins as "conversing" but nevermind. I talk to hunners of folk. There are plenty of sub-educated twisted cunts on my Facebook too. 

 

Nae quite sure about the last thing you said. You've clearly tried to guess some things about me there and you've guessed wrong!

In/oot: Out

prematcher: Work

match: Work

Postmatcher: Work

Prediction: Shite

Oot

Sleep

Sleep

Sleep, Babysitting, nae Sleep

We'll do the fucking Jambo shitearses cos it doesnae matter a fuck, 7-0

Wonga.com are looking for one Aberdeen fan to represent the club in the half-time 'Cash Dash' against Hearts.

 

The Cash Dash is a race in two giant Zorb balls, with one Hearts fan getting to compete against an Aberdeen fan across the Tynecastle turf on Saturday.

 

The winner will be the fan who crosses the finishing line first, and will earn themselves £250, courtesy of Wonga.

 

In addition, Wonga are also donating £250 to the Big Hearts Charity.

 

For your chance to win £250 and to also be the supporter that represents Aberdeen, enter the Wonga Cash Dash now, visit the Wonga Football Facebook page (link below).

 

Go to the Hearts Football tab and enter your details on the Cash Dash for your chance to win £250.

 

The closing date for all entries is Friday 30th March at Noon.

 

You must be 18 years old to take part and have a ticket to the game.

 

http://www.facebook.com/wongacom?sk=app_293592500666096

http://www.facebook.com/wongacom?sk=app_293592500666096

 

I've just entered Mizer.

 

I've just entered Mizer.

 

 

I think I may have noticed 

Pawlett scored again in a "bounce" game this time vs Forfar.

Get him started.

 

Cadger also played 90mins

Guess which one is more likely to get the nod from Brown on Saturday.

Fallon?

 

 

Cadger also played 90mins

 

From yesterdays EE

 

SKIPPER Russell Anderson will rejoin the Aberdeen FC first team squad for Saturday’s SPL visit to Hearts.

 

Aberdeen FC boss Craig Brown will welcome the 33-year-old defender back into the first-team fold after Anderson came through the full 90 minutes of their 1-0 friendly win at Forfar with flying colours.

 

Brown said: “It was a stroll for Russell and it will be great to have him back involved for the Hearts game.”

SUPPORTERS INFO FOR HEARTS 31/3/12

 

 

HEARTS v ABERDEEN

 

Aberdeen supporters will be accommodated in the Upper section of the Roseburn Stand, Sections K  L and M. There are a limited number of tickets for sale at Pittodrie - Adults £23 Over 65’s and students £15  Under 18 £12 and Under 12 £7.

 

 

Cash gates will be operating; Adults £23 Concessions £15 ( over 65 Students with appropriate Student ID  and under 18’s)

 

It will be allocated seating

 

 

 

A portacabin is situated next to the Hearts Ticket Office for Collections.

 

 

 

Hearts are selling their Semi final tickets and early bird season tickets, so the area around the ticket Office is expected to be very busy.

 

 

DISABLED SUPPORTERS

 

There are a limited number of Wheelchair Spaces available. The cost is £13 with carer free. Any request should be made well in advance at the Hearts Ticket Office.

 

 

 

TURNSTILES

The Turnstiles will open at 2pm, there will be three Turnstiles for cash and three for pre purchased tickets

 

 

COACH/CAR PARKING

 

Coaches will be parked in Russell Road. There is no access to Russell Road from Corstorphine Road. Coaches should enter via Gorgie Road, McLeod street, where they can drop off supporters at the entrance to the Roseburn Stand. All coaches must be parked in Russell Road by  2 30pm due to McLeod Street  and other surrounding streets being closed from 2 30pm

 

 

 

There are no designated car parks, on street parking is available  around the stadium, however please check for any restrictions.

 

 

FLAGS

 

No surfing flags are allowed , large flags and flags one meter canes are permitted.

 

 

ROAD WORKS

 

As previously posted there are planned road works on the Forth Road Bridge which may cause delays.

 

 

 

There are various road works throughout Edinburgh. However there is no entry to the Stadium from Corstorphine Road.

 

 

 

There are major road works at Haymarket with various road closures.

 

Anyone coming by train and alighting at Haymarket should consider going to the temporary taxi rank on the right hand side as you come out of the station as the one on the left takes a long U turn through various streets to get to the other side of the station.