There's absolutely no chance this game is gonna go ahead. Zero. Pavements in Aberdeen are utterly shite.

 

I'm quite glad though, i've got a prior commitment tomorrow night.

Good news, wife wasn't happy I was choosing to go to Aberdeen - Falkirk on my birthday.

http://www.afc.premiumtv.co.uk/articles/important-fixture-information-20100111_2212158_1928588

 

Game postponed.

 

 

How about we get some notice for once?!

 

Some of us had already set off for the game when I'd read that.

Good news, wife wasn't happy I was choosing to go to Aberdeen - Falkirk on my birthday.

In that case, your wife is a fucking arsehole.

In that case, your wife is fucking a arsehole.

 

Alternative scenario depending upon your point of view 

Alternative scenario depending upon your point of view 

aye but you know what I mean. These women that want you all to themselves on their birthday, your birthday, whatever anniversary etc. Once they feed you, fuck you, shut the fuck up then they should get oot the road for the other 23 hours of the day. The bitches need training.

:thumbsup:aye but you know what I mean. These women that want you all to themselves on their birthday, your birthday, whatever anniversary etc. Once they feed you, fuck you, shut the fuck up then they should get oot the road for the other 23 hours of the day. The bitches need training.

 

Keep it up Rocket, some what shocked but I'm finding myself agreeing with you these days 

Indeed, it was the same couple of years ago when we played Dundee Utd, totally showed her who was boss by stoating in at 3am the next day though, didn't even notice the first slap

Keep it up Rocket, some what shocked but I'm finding myself agreeing with you these days 

You always did. Drop the fake shock.

You always did. Drop the fake shock.

 

 

There you go +1 

Indeed, it was the same couple of years ago when we played Dundee Utd, totally showed her who was boss by stoating in at 3am the next day though, didn't even notice the first slap

There you go again. Women who hit men are fucking arseholes because if they had any reasonably functioning instinct, they would know that they would get their cunt kicked in in a combat situation v. a male. I think you have a control freak tsr. She is relying on your good nature because any man who hits a woman is a major arsehole, the most majorest of arseholes. Get the bitch sorted.

Just 1 hour of the day with her.

 

Once you've eaten then fucked her what do you do for the spare 55 mins?

Christ do I have to spell it out?

Wake up. Kick her out of bed. Tell her you're hungry. Have a wank whilst she's preparing your food. 4 minutes

Have a shower and a shave. 12 minutes.

Put on thong. Go downstairs to eat. 1 minute.

Shout and scream at her, threatening violence as food not ready. Read paper. 7 minutes.

Eat food. Tell her it was shite even if it's good. 8 minutes.

Grab her by the hair upstairs and rape her. Don't even ask for consent. 4 minutes.

Than make love to her. 23 minutes.

Get dressed and fuck off to the pub. 1 minute.

Sorted.

 

Read paper. 7 minutes.

 

 

Now why does that not surprise me.

Now why does that not surprise me.

Don't twist it you bastard. The shouting and screaming and threats of violence takes the time. The daily star only takes 90 seconds.

Indeed, it was the same couple of years ago when we played Dundee Utd, totally showed her who was boss by stoating in at 3am the next day though, didn't even notice the first slap

 

How long did it take for your black eye to clear up? 

that's devotion for you.

Interesting choice of word. Knowing that your posts are usually full of quintuple or sextoople entendres, your treble connotations with only one word is a possible record.

 

1. The wife is utterly devoted to rocket. Outside horse at the bookies.

2. My Islamic- like devotion to the suppression of the lesser sex.

3. Utter dedication to spikkin shite online.

 

As you have no idea of the thumb size of Mrs Rocket, I trust you will have meant well.

 

Yours faithfullus in sinceritatum,

 

Mohammed rocket al-shiite

 

 

Rocket shut the fuck up or keep your completely shit posts to off topic

 

Rocket shut the fuck up or keep your completely shit posts to AFC-chat

 

Fixed that for you HD!

 

 

Game now 2nd Feb.

http://www.afc.premiumtv.co.uk/articles/fans-day-20100113_2212158_1930430

fuck thats my birthday. we better win as I won't be getting my hole.

 

Surely you could find a few lads to buy you a birthday hole?

How much is your mum charging these days?

 

 

you hurt my feelings.

 

Also that's my contribution to the 'fund-a-ho-for-fj' pot withdrawn.