donsdaft

My god, when it comes to feeling sorry for yourself I must be in line for the gold medal.

Going out for a pint with my two boys tonight but it's going to be hard.

My youngest son is off to Australia next week so it's the last time.

I've brought all of my children up to be citizens of the world so I'm really happy for him and obviously hope it all

works out for him.

All I can see today though is an image of me pushing a double buggy

Spital sounds good, I used to live there.

Glad to hear Phoenix is still up and about, be good to meet up with him again ( I made a bit of an arse of it last time)

Not that easy for me to arrange things in advance though

Absolutely no chance whatsoever

Hiya 

It was the adverts wot done it.

Hemmin buc min

Good to see you, I thought I might have upset you in some way.

That made me laugh Oban ( in a knowing sort of way)

Exactly

very nearly, I spelled it blanc to begin with.

Are you pacman in disguise?

I freely admit to not giving a fuck for a few years now so I'm the same.

If you gave me 22 names and said make 2 teams from that for a Scotland v Wales game then I would be lucky to get half of them right, and that only if Jones and Hughes were welsh.

Mmmmm can't say I've ever fancied it but as long as she promised to keep her mouth shut then a'right then

My 6 year old grandson was invited to a neighbors ( a girl) birthday party at the weekend.

He watched the bouncy castle being put up in her garden, saw that it had characters from some girly film on it and said " I'm not bouncing in THAT "

His mother went apeshit because he point blonk refused to go to the party.

Now, what has this got to do with football I hear you ask.

Imagine a dressing room with Billy Brebner, Joe Jordan, big Jim Holton in it and then imagine their reaction when you start to lay out that pink strip.

Bunch o' poofs

Aye, under a new manager maybe

C'mon the Slovaks

Give these North British bastards a right doing

The obvious answer is

I'd rather fuck you than Liza Tarbuc but then of course I wouldn't really mean it

Beat you.

It's a no fae me, ugly annoying and spectacularly unfunny

Who am I kidding , look at the size of her tits. Okay then

Didn't think you would let me do another one but here we go.

I heard her on the radio the other day, still the sexiest voice on the BBC

Janet Ellis

Hmmmmmm

Thinking of maybe taking the wife's grandson down for this.

He's been to Pittodrie a few times, long day for a 6 year old though, boring long drive etc.

Anyone know of any family buses going down.

Plenty kids making a fuckin racket all the way there and all the way back would fit the bill.

Maybe I could start a " good earplugs" thread

Having said that, my first wife was blonde and I once had a German girlfriend who took blonde to a new level.

Still, my own little Bjork was the prettiest.

Until Mrs. Donsdaft number 2 of course.

Isn't that right dear?

Aye, gerviase min.

The archetypal beauty diznae attract that much.

But in my case the blonde bimbo type never were the attraction.

Anyway, they were all about dressing up and going to the palace ( or wherever) liked shite music and watched total crap on the telly.

Give me a Bjork anyday

Nae as bonnie as Bjork

Feel free to post more pics

Those first two, mmmmmm, I'd shag that until the neighbours complained about the smell.

To quote abmad

I'd a girlfriend looked very similar.

5'0 of sheer elfin charm

Always controversial but personally I think she's a honey

Bjork

Even now

Cheers min

I enjoyed that, great pronounciation of Pittodrie

Very early eighties at Pittodrie, Celtic game, before individual seating or all ticket.

It's heaving by the back of 2.00

The south stand is absolutely packed and about 2.50 just as the exitement is at its height this announcement comes over the tannoy  ( I can't remember the name of the boat)

WOULD THE CREW OF THE VITAL SPARK PLEASE RETURN TO THE BOAT IMMEDIATELY AS IT NEEDS TO CATCH THE TIDE

or words to that effect.

The whole stadium erupted.