phoenix

Life can be so much more enjoyable if you cease to be alarmed about 'poovery'. Naebuddy these days thinks you're a poof if you wear pink fitba beets or ask for a flat white or Americano. We are(mostly) more sophisticated today , travel has broadened the mind but some of us are happy to remain teuchars and there's fuck all wrang wi' that either.

 

Apple and mango or orange and passionfruit?

This een , Tyrant... but tae be honest , I'm nae a big fan but at least it's non- alcoholic.

Apple & Rasp!

http://tinyurl.com/ps5qbuh

They probably have , manc...I'll ask the cognoscenti the morn , pre-match.

Oor Club can be a bittie intransigent at times. 

'Going Down' and staying down should justice prevail.

https://youtu.be/M0VS4iO29wY

Read all about it.

http://www.appy-geek.com/Web/ArticleWeb.aspx?regionid=4&articleid=40395236

I like fuds.

 

 

Nae if they say buttery though.

I had a real pleasant morning , the Sun was out , the sky was blue , I checked out the breeks and jeckits in TK Max , one of my favourite shops , funcied a pair of lime green trousers to fit my new slim line bodi. Only bought a set of precision tools tho'...handy for opening up assorted smart phones.

What the fuck does it matter?

Butteries , fuckin' rowies , you guys wear your prejudices like badges.

Or walking down the street with a coffee , why not?

And a' fitba beets should be black , anything else is poovery.

Sheeeeesh!

Rejoice in the diversity...or must we all confirm?   

Did I ever mention Show Box?

Free movies and tv shows.

Worth checking oot but they do show up on my scans as having privacy issues. Nae buthered , ah'm nae buyin' anything I dinna wint , especially when advertised over the internet , tv is bad enough.

http://showboxappdownload.com/

The National today has a voucher that entitles us to a free(Illy) coffee in Patisserie Valerie(where Peckam's used to be in Union Square). Ordered a flat white - nope , Americano or standard only.

And the patisseries are dear with no sign of a buttery , the traditional northeast delicacy.

And nae as bohemian as I would like.

Six out of a possible ten.

I see Farage wants to bring smoking back into pubs , the fud!

A Hairy Man's a Happy Man

Aye...a lot of talent locked up in CSN&Y...an affa lorra in-fechtin' too.

Nash!

Fit aboot bringing Billy Memhet back fae Sarawak?

That boy can travel !

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarawak_FA

I imagine everyone is beginning to find this tedious , I know I am...it's going NOWHERE!

Which is probably you're ultimate objective... you are try to get me/us to join you there.

Ah'm nae that daft...consider the conversation over , it's been a gasssss! 

I ken there's room for improvement but I'll be dipped in shit if you can provide it.

Now me providing fertiliser to help your growth is being a smijin mair realistic....

to Aberdeen Football Club

 

112 years old today, and before any smart arse asks, no I don't remember it, although Phoenix might

Oh aye...good een Al...ye d'a dee stand up dee ye ? 

Astrologically spikkin' that makes AFC

Aries:Rabbit:Water:Yang:112

Many Happy Returns , 112 solar , 1456 lunar....

Pretty arrogant of you thinking you've got a handle on reality... I thocht you admired humility more...I'm not seeing much of that.

There's the key.

 

You think you get by but if you're honest with yourself, you are distorted by frustration.

 

This was all due to your fixed mindset.

 

Carol's work will revolutionise the world. In recruitment, in team-building, in management, in sport, in everything.

 

You don't even have the imagination to look at it.

You know me so well...I am in awe of your perspicacity.

So much so I am going to copy and paste your observations and pass them on to family and friends , to see if they agree.

If I can be buthered.....

http://www.healthguidance.org/entry/15851/1/Short-Man-Syndrome-Explained.html

Name that tune:

Woke up this morning, I got out of bed,

Too late to go to work — walked my dog instead.

I don't try too hard, but I get by.

You don't have to tell me I've got a lot to learn,

Think I gotta laugh at your overconcern.

I don't try too hard, but I get by.

Fuck me min...you're the MAN!

Nae motivated tae dee much but will do Kinlochrannoch soon...and I do like an occasional visit to London.

Once I'm aff the anti-cancer shit.

I do occasionally worry about the religious nutters with a death wish...these individuals would take us all with them if they had the power but this is no argument for replenishing our stockpile.

Well...I guess it's down to how you interpret and people interpret differently , according to age , background , attitude and a significant amount of other reasons. And more than one misunderstanding can take place in any given conversation. As one current day philosopher suggests - 'there ain't no truth'...except for mathematics , which is true regardless of whether human beings exist or not.