fatjim

Been going really well so far by all accounts.

festival starts today. Get yourselves along to some live comedy.

I am not organising or responsible for the website. I am just gonna be telling some jokes.

I am supporting Michael Redmond

http://www.aberdeencomedyfestival.com

Get yourselves tickets for some cracking shows.

I am even making an appearance. 

My work is full of jambos.

Apart from 4 Aberdeen fans. we were buzzin today.

I am holding out for a sponsorship deal for the site with rotten.com

Then I will be back.

Is your delorean working?

Does look like a good wee player in my opinion.

 

They know if there's an after life.

Don't be fucking ridiculous.

Do dead people know anything?

I fucked a woman once.

Sorry CTS.

Would it be ok if I just came on her tits instead? Keep the face clean. Again if she and you consented to it.

Otherwise I will just sit in the bog and crack one off thinking about it. With "You're in a bad way" going through my head.

My fantasy bird during my mid teens, properly loved Sarah. 

Hell yea she would've got it in the face. If she consented to it of course.

Play for Aberdeen or a chance at fucking Sarah Cracknell.

I probably would've gone to St Etienne.

Surely it's because Celtic didn't want a possible front line of

A Balde T Watt

I lol'd out loud a little at "How many countries are in this country?"

There are a few on afc chat who actually think Tommy Robinson is a good orator.

Fucking retards.

Sad news MBT

RIP Mrs MBT II

Long live Mrs MBT III

RIP clangers

Me get the bunting out.

I am on at The Stand in Edinburgh may 6th and June 10th by the way.

I thought the article was quite interesting to be honest.

It was very much like the game in Cardiff but with less possession. We were unlucky not to go two up. It was a penalty but a bit unfair to be a second yellow. (maybe)

You still would though wouldn't you?

again.