DandiesOnTour

Do people actually care what the strip looks like and who the sponsor is?? Baffling. As long as it's red and white who really gives a fuck.

Don't shoot the messenger but i've heard from a reasonable source that we are going to pay decent fees for both of these players. John Kennedy has apparently begged Strachan to let him leave so he can kick start his career. Paul Dixon - Done Deal, waiting for him to return from Holiday. And JC wants to take 1 of Cowie or Black to us aswell.

I'm can play anywhere in Midfield (very versatile) Not got any real quality or strengths, but i try really hard and give my all for the team. I'm a good lad, good to have around the place. I'm a bit of a joker (like to put cups of water above the door etc) and i enjoy a good night out with the boys. Hi, my names Derek.

As long as there is Euro trips involved every season i would take it. It's all about the booze really.

Why yes i will. Problem?

You won't be playing for us next season.

This is exactly the type of signing we need. Someone with a bit of spark who can create something from nothing. Can't rely upon Jamie Smith for that, glass legs. I notice we're linked with the boy Adam Hammil, young guy from Liverpool. Both of these would be good signings. Then go out and get Patrick Cregg and Ian Black / Don Cowie. Then all we'll need is a centre half. Piece of piss.

Aye thanks for nothing, you money grabbing judas bastard.

"Who's that lying at Pittodrie" without a doubt. The Zenit St Petersburg chant was cringe worthy.

Gay