El Padre™

What's the craic wi' this lad then? Potential replacement for Maguire?

What-a-save!

Stoke v West Ham for me, decent game so far, WHU scoring a very dodgy goal from a handball 

He did but he rarely did anything of note. He's still at the stage where he should be pleased that he's in the first team IMO so he any kind of improved offer should be good enough for him.

The annoying thing is that he's nowhere near as good as has been made out at times this season, we'll end up paying over the odds for a player who might not develop any further than he has at the moment.

We've looked shite since Hartley came back into the team. I don't know what the problem is at all.

Get rid of him, after today's performance I've no time for the useless cunt. 

Not actually sure, got a free week. We were on a hiding to nothing, the lad who was supposed to be playing for us put a nail gun through his hand at work yesterday morning.  The boy in goals for us was just way out his depth and gave away a penalty after 15 mins or so which didn't help his confidence.  We scored at 2-0, were in the ascendancy and then lost a stupid goal and that was that.

Couldn't he just channel the spirit of Ally Maxwell? 

Extras series 2 was really good, not quite up there with the office though. Asides from his first two stand up shows he's not quite hit the heights again.

Agreed.  The US Office on the other hand  :clap:

Disagree, the US Office is completely dumbed down for the US audience. It's like the Office for retards. I'm sure you're not a retard though. 

Fuck was Diamond playing at leaving his foot in like that?  Booth was spot on at half time, we need to punt him asap.

Very good point, that was a fucking shameful thing to do, an absolutely disgusting tackle. He was lucky to stay on the park.

Cheers DM. 

Anyway, lets get back to the real hot topic. Glasgowdon has a tiny penis.

We were just poor all over last night. Where was the Midfield? That's as bad as we've ever looked in that department. Hartley was non-existent.

In/Oot : Out

Travel:

Pre-match: Flat

Game: Nae idea, is it on cooncil telly?

Post-match: Flat

Prediction: 0-2 Dons

Jesus, Russell Howard? The posh kid from Mock the Week? He's about as funny as cholera.

Jim White with a fucking moustache! 

 

Ernie Walker is getting transferred in if the Celeb Death League transfer window ever opens.

FJ's chucked it, one of you guys will need to take over!

I seem to remember the quote from Diamond being along the lines of "I don't want to be the next Alex McLeish, I want to be my own type of player".

He's certainly managed that. I can't imagine many youth players will want to watch videos of Zander for inspiration in the years to come.

The game was ruined by the arsehole behind me constantly screaming absolute nonsense. 

I thought TenementFunster couldn't make the game?

I agree, rather he fucked off down south

If that's true what an arse!

I'm sure it was fairly well documented at the time!

http://itunes.apple.com/gb/album/gods-from-outer-space/id422306638

Brilliant. 

That's nothing like the rant I thought you were going to post padre

It's on its way.

I always liked Solberg. Good penalty taker and strong defender. My memory of these games isn't that great.

Clearly not. Solberg was a disastrous defender.

Just back home to the weej and I have to say that was a great game to watch despite the lack of goals. We seem to be playing some nice football under Brown as has been mentioned above. Milsom seems to get better every game and Aluko looks well improved again. Maguire was infuriating today though, he seems to forget he plays for Aberdeen FC and not Chris Maguire FC a lot of the time. If he could get that greedy side of his game under control and keep improving the way he is at the moment then he'll do well. 

Fairly harsh!