El Padre™

Pure bad luck. Patience.

Failing to score at home against any SPL team is simply not acceptable. The odd score draw here and there is ok, but drawing a blank against this lot is just very very bad.

Against the first division champions who haven't lost a game for what? 38 games? Slight over-reaction BTR. We were extremely unlucky not to hit the back of the net.

So RedTV is now of even less use?

Apparently lots of sick comments about the condition he had last year as well. Morons. I really do hope these idiots are stopped from getting back into pittodrie. Worse than Huns.

All these clowns abusing one of our own should be ashamed of themselves. I'd quite happily see them barred from Pittodrie. Absolute fucking scumbags.

We're going to get pumped. Absolutely fucking pumped.

Since sell out saturday was our lots idea, it's going to be a right brasser if we don't have a good crowd!

Jesus Christ, we'll end up with the most immobile defence in the history of the SPL.

We only have 2 defenders, this has to be addressed rapidly. We need a settled back four for the first game of the season because Celtic will be looking to send out a message to the rest of the SPL.

 

Nah it's actually a very different story to the original Tobey Maguire number. I'm not usually into comic books films but as with the original Spiderman I really enjoyed this one. Although the glass-shattering basketball scene left me cringing.

Exact same film with a couple of minor tweaks. Not really worth seeing.

Blind ambition! You're all going to be sadly disappointed.

Thing is Al, it's not that we're maybe just lacking a full back, we essentially have a team with no defenders. When Anderson gets crocked (and he will) we then only have considine. Brown best have a plan to loan a good few players in or we're going to miss out on a massive opportunity to capitalise on the abscence of the scum this year. It's deeply worrying.

Got to agree with GS, the defensive situation is fairly major, we're about to start the season without a full defence. Brown has to make this a priority or we're going be in big trouble.

And aye, the steak pies were fuppin ace.

Wear ea ll turnbull HUTTON 

Very impressed by Hayes today, looks a right nightmare for defences, extremely willing to run at players and always looks to get past defenders before he puts the ball in. Can't wait to see him up against decent opposition.

Anyone heard that rumour that's doing the rounds?

Ask Padre. I'm sure the major problems with the picture were entirely his fault.

Correct.

It really is bad. Was it the result of a school competition maybe?

Bleh, the black and gold strip looks absolutely baws.

Talking of comedians, where's seabass?

Been watching The Borgias over the last week and a bit, absolutely brilliant stuff. Basically the Sopranos, but in the Vatican. 

Rumour?

We're not in a great state financially ourselves are we? What is the rumoured debt? 10 mill? 12 mill? More? We can't be far away from going under ourselves surely? DOOM! GLOOM! ARGH!

Discuss?

He's fucking shite. Bye bye Mo.