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No, the inability to come home pished and leave a chip pan on like Joey did back in the day. Then, only then could he look like Carlos.

Looks like Carlos Tevez? Only once hes tried to fry his own chips! You know - Joey Harper style.

I think his abused one night stand maybe was!

Interesting quote from that news piece is the writer's comment relating to Toronto FC - 'given his high salary' which is quoted as being 165,000 Canadian loonies, that equates to approx £91,000 at current rates.  Not too much really. Plenty monkeys sitting at desks in Aberdeden earning more in the oil.

Nicked from Hat.

http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/postedsports/archive/2009/05/26/an-athlete-gets-in-trouble-by-using-twitter-the-rohan-ricketts-edition.aspx

Another point - a two year deal? Is this not exactly whats been fucking us for years? Assume he does great in the first season then we have no leverage come Christmas in the second and he walks for nothing, whereas a three year deal gives us leverage for getting a good fee in the second year? Maybe thats getting a bit ahead of things like..

Aye, what was it Wheelan provided? - two goals in a season and one rediculously nicked BMW.

At last some good, positive news. I have heard negative things against Ricketts though; that he has a reputation for not working hard enough, a bit Noel Wheelanesque perhaps.

I based that list on three factors - skill, effort and professionalism. All those players failed on the latter two catagories - there was a lack of effort against Sigma and the sheer unprofessionalism of those players to allow themselves to become so unfit during the close season was a disgrace and an insult to the punters dumb enough to pay at the gate.

They're the cunts ruining our country. As ever.

We need to replace almost the whole team. I have never seen such a bunch of unprofessional, unfit, lazy, spineless, talentless, guttless losers ever. They are a total joke. Sigma might be better than QPR, QoTS or even Dunfermline but lets not get away from the fact they were average at best. They didn't horse us up the arse because they were good the horsed us up the arse because we were so god awful.

Clangers and Aluko are the exceptions, Concidine, Duff, Kerr, Miller, Mackie, Dung - what can you say? These guys are not good enough to be paid to play football. A fucking steaming pile of shit that lot.

Alex Miller is a cunt, fucking Billy Dodds and a pile of cash for jobbie splinters, for fucks sake you fucking cunt.

Fuck me, Hearts 2-0 up already. If that stays as it is 4th place is not such a hard thing to achieve next week.

And now we are fucked.

Shou;d be an interesting match report, what the fuck was going on today? We gave away three fouls all game.

So we need Hearts to beat Utd then look to take Hibs next week for 4th spot.

And now we are fucked.

WTF? I am checking the score on Sportinglife. 36 minutes gone we haven't given away one foul but we have a man off and another booking. How the fuck does that happen?

Interesting artical from last year. Does anyone have a copy of the game with the goal in 18 minutes? I just watched my version over 20 times and can't find it.

He was taking it to lunch. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X45Fbss0Tk&feature=related

Chick Young is a total cock.

That fucking pig sty of a pitch didn't help.

Thanks Kelt. There was a simpler explaination, I'm a thick twat.

I was an hour early. I forgot the clocks here went back last week and we are only 5 hours behind at the moment duuuh!!!

Skived off early and the games on live in Setanta US.

First game I have seen in a while. We are rather pish...

What have those shower of c*nts done to the RedTV website? For the life of me I can't find a link to the commentary. It even says 'live on RedTV' but doesn't offer a link!! F*cking typical useless twats.

I can look up upcoming games and click on Dunfermline, then I'm off to the DAFC website. Fur Fox Ache. Round and round in circles through the tabs and menus, like I'm on some porn site getting 'redirected' somewhere I dodn't intend and no obvious link.

Am I missing something simple here or is this typical AFC f*ckwittery or what?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/north_east/7898093.stm

Very good result! 

FYI, if you don't know - the hun game is live on RedTV for overseas subscribers. 

So was the tic game but I never noticed so missed the chance to tune in cos I'm a thick cunt.

If its been posted already I'm obviously a thicker cunt than I thought.

Nothing. She'll be all right.