Nips_and_Tatties

Am I right in saying Rooney has scored 5 goals in just over 17 hours of football this season?

That's just awful.

Not getting the service?

I don't mean to get on his back but with those statistics, maybe we should punt Rooney too.

Why is nobody suggesting he's passed it too?

I really hope DM is addressing this issue in January.

And why are we told about board members with hundreds of millions when we aren't willing to spend any money on better players?

Our ambitions are shite if I'm honest.

What are other's views on our ambitions?

I mean we are the second best in a shite league yes but surely we can better ourselves so much.

EUROPAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Lay off the Maynard fantasy min.

 

He should never get a game ahead of any of our youngsters.

 

He's a cheat.

A cheat?

Explain?

And remember, we have a GROUP of non-scoring strikers.

We should play 4-6 Levein style.

We would beat everyone.

Haha lay off the sherry mate 

Ew sherry.

A beautiful Sparkling wine or yer local beer for me.

Vodka to finish off.

Status Quo - Blue For You

New Order- Blue Monday

Play Maynard for 70 minutes. If he doesnt score , punt him in January.

Also, this game is crying out for the youngsters to get a good run.

Ross and wright to get plenry game time.

Stewart, Maynard and christie.

3-0.

Drop Mclean and Rooney for this one.

Also hope they lose their loyalty to Rooney who is shite.

Ooooh can't say that.

Happy Christmas to you Manc, and to all other DTers.

 

Really hoping that Nicky Maynard finds that Santa has left him new shooting boots (jet heeled) and a map to goal under his tree, if only to stop N&T from finally losing it altogether, Michael Douglas/Falling Down style.

 

Also hope that Greg Stewart (footballer) is given the gift of playing in behind the striker, rather than being stuck on the wing.

 

Also hope for world peace, but mainly that we sign some decent players in January (Niall McGinn, please), Stewart is played centrally and that Rooney is given some decent service in 2018.

 

Fuck the huns.

Hope fellow donstalkers lose their spades over the festive period so that next year...

There's less digs.

Willie...dribble...hard as nails...length...girth?

What's going on here!!!

The last jedi is distinctly fucking average at best and a total mess in places.  To describe this the best star wars film ever is utterly ridiculous.  Seriously, you think this is better than empire? Jesus wept.

It was a great movie imo. Chillllll.

My favourites are empire strikes back and return of the jedi as are probably most fans.

But the last jedi was up there I would say.

Each to our own.

Hope Dm has 2 strikers lined up for the January window.

So Rooney pish again?

Surprised at that.

'Boydy' puts Killie 2 -1up v Sevco. 4 mins to go.....

Merry xmas everydon

So you have a residency visa manc?

When's the big day?

You getting dual citizenship?

I remember being taken away for an interview by some burly bald tattooed customs officer when I left Australia the first time.thought i was going to be banned for overstaying by 2 days i think it was.Least I wasnt on the Border Patrol programme.

I studied a bit of Architecture.Too many drawings concerning cavity walls etc.you must have a lot of patience ha.

Anyway 3-1 Celtic.

Maynard with a consolation goal.

U got a job already?

Well done mate.

Im shutting up re: Maynard.

hasn't Maynard received poor service too then?

And he gets far less time on the pitch.

I'm not saying I'm wrong, I just want him to score 1 goal and see if it does anything for his performances.

So Rooney is a striker who can only tap in from the 6 yard box and not shoot from outside the box?

He can't come inside from his wing and have a pop at goal?

He isn't getting fed the service he requires for tap ins.

Then drop him to the bench against Celtic.He's no use then.

McInnes should bring back McGinn and play him in the strikers role where he was prolific.

I’m sorry I’ll have to disagree with you there. Rooney is on the scoresheet this season, Maynard is not. This is still with the pathetic service Rooney has had to deal with or being punted out wide. Rooney deserves far more respect than being mentioned in the same breath as that charlatan.

Id still describe Rooney is fairly innefective though.

So many games he's done absolutely nothing this season.

In terms of performance I'd certainly put him in the same sentence as Maynard.

Anyway we could talk about this all day.id love Rooney and Maynard to score more and may for that matter but at least may is a team player and lays off more and gets far more involved.

How's NZ Manc. You enjoying yourself?

Well if maynard is hopeless so is Rooney at the moment.

Can anyone disagree with that?

I think Rooney is great but he's doing just as much as Maynard.

Everyone else did by the end of August......

Heyyyy I'm still waiting for Rory Fallon to win the Golden Boot some day.

He just needs some confidence!

If it's only "a" goal you're looking for, he may come good for you - a tap in would  be the most likely route to that. He'll do nothing beyond that.  An exceptionally poor signing

Well u guys know more than me.

Should I give up hope?

Aye probably Al.

I don't know.

He's scored some important important goals for west ham and I see him getting into some good positions.

I do think he's a little lazy maybe but I still feel he has something to offer.

He BADLY needs a goal!

His confidence must be shot and he's had a few injuries in his career.

Get a goal Nicky...prove me right ffs.

Haha.

Haha oops

Typing on my phone is bad news.

Don't know where the Jack came from.predictive text for young I think.

And Manc I know but I still think he has pace and skill.

I'm not giving up on Maynard yet ( being his only supporter)

He comes on for 10 minutes and nearly does something (which I agree isn't helping)

Rooney can be on for 80 and do less a lot of times and gets absolutely no stick because he has scored so many goals for us...2 years ago.

I'm using the old cliche...'he just needs a goal'

You were workin' as a winger with a Korean ba'

When we last saw you

We'll pick you out, shake you up and turn you around

Turn you into someone new

As one year later on your club's seen 20 defeats

Success has nae been easy for you

But don't forget, it's us who got you where you are now

And we can get your career back too

 

Don't, Gwangju want you?

You know I can't believe it when I hear that they won't play you

Don't, Gwangju want you?

You know I don't believe it when you say that they don't need you

It's nae too late to find

You think you've changed your mind

You'd better speak tae Deek or we will both be sorry

 

Dons still want you, baby

etc

 

 

I'll get ma coat

Ok you print that out and i'll distribute them.

Deal?

I still like Jack Ross.

He has great skill and would harass that defence.

I'd also rather see Maynard on than Rooney.

I still dont think he's as pish as everyone thinks.

Gonna be tough without Christie.

I think Stewart will have to play a blinder.

The last jedi is awesome manc.

It brings back the magic of the jedi powers which was lacking in the previous 2 films.

Probably the best star wars film to date.

Loved it!

Highly recommended.