dave_min

Oot.

Oot.

Oot.

Oot.

Don't care - as long as it goes down to the final day.

Happy Birthday.

I'll go bake a cake to celebrate.

I remember Ifil playing a blinder in a pre season friendly...

Was that before or after he played against Hull?

I'm heading to the Madejski the week after next, i'll have a word with Pat to see what the score is.

Noel Edmonds is dead.

Is there a chance the track could bend?

Nope, never.

On an almost related note, yesterday I seen not 1, but 2 moving trams in Edinburgh.

Looks shite.

Probably won't get built anyway.

Needs a Monorail Station.

After posting this I went to cook some food. Then went for a piss, passed out in the bathroom and almost set the whole place on fire. I think I'm going to try and dry out for a while.

You're in luck.

Canadian beer is shite.

Dunno like, probably be a better game against Nigeria, Italy are dire to watch.

Scotland are pretty dire to watch too!

It's more that a Saturday afternoon is preferable to a Wednesday evening for a few drinks down the Ol' Kings Road.

On the Saturday straight after, Ireland are playing Italy at Craven Cottage.

Why do the fucking Irish always get better friendlies than us?

Bastards.

Regardless of this, I suspiciously have a meeting in Sutton the morning of the game 

Maybe it is just me and Tyrant they have an issue with

+1 to Canada.

This is what I expected to be the case but not what I found. Mind you I wasn't there for very long. Found the locals to be rude as fuck. Folk are much friendlier in the US States of A America.

Sounds like you met some holidaying Frankfurters then!!

Aye that'll sort it right out.

 

Frankfurt was fucking tremendous, min! 

Meh.

Maybe it is just me then.

For the record, my Texan research revealed that you should visit its Cities in this order:

1. San Antonio

2. Dallas

3. Austin

4. Stay at home

5. Houston

I've also learned that Canada is better than the USA.

Decent.

Did anyone see that program on ch. 4 the other night about strippers in Aberdeen? Ooft! Poor 19 year old lassie clearly thick as shit getting blatantly exploited.

You forgot to mention she wasn't very easy on the eye either.

Thought that the art student actually looked alright when she wasn't being a slag though.

I also learned that Nirvana - Aberdeen's very own Indian Restaurant/Strip Club has now closed.

Sad times.

It's about time somebody said that.

It's certainly been on my mind for a while.

For the home games, it's clear that UEFA don't give a fuck about the fans anymore.

You do realise that every game is a home game for one of the teams, yeah?

In/oot: In

Prematcher: Work

Match: Sooth

Postmatcher: Pub

Prediction: 0-2 Defeat

We're fucked

You are an idiot.

We're easily capable of getting out of that group.

I've booked up for Poland as i'll be missing next weeks friendly. Going to book up Germany tonight too.

Looking forward to this campaign, it's not every time you can travel to European games via both Asia and Africa.

I always stay up in the City Centre and then jump into a taxi about 2:45pm - Firhill is reasonably close.

If you like overpriced crap Beer, rubbish food and stale atmosphere - there's a new Hard Rock Café by Queen Street Station.

Strachen in papers saying Dons players not being picked as they have not been on form for long enough but picks a cunt who has not kicked a ball for his club for 6 months. Total shite from Strachen.

Is there any former Dons player from the 80's who isn't a fucking prick?

you are either independent or you are not and I think Salmond is starting to shit himself.

I disagree with this.

I recon he's trying to appeal to the middle third of voters who are undecided and he's trying to persuade them onto full independence by pitching devo max.

Those supporters of Independence are gonna back it regardless of what he says, it's not them he's trying to win over. He's also not trying to win over those stick-on No voters, they're a lost cause (for him).

It's those in the middle that can be persuaded that he wants on board, and it appears to be working (despite the fact that it's mostly bollocks he's spouting).

I doubt it would be a deal breaker for me, but I don't think a "currency union" is the best way forward.

 

Your farts must be absolutely brutal. Vegan farts always are!

They're not too bad, I've managed to mitigate the problem by continuing to eat Cheese, as well as Fish, Poultry and any Animal with 4 legs.

I'm also still drinking milk.

Other than that though, hardcore Vegan me.

Squad lends support to rumours on the go that no Aberdeen player will be getting a game for Scotland while McGhee is manager....I mean assistant manager.

This does not surprise me.

I'm nae going.

Did you just compare tofu to cheese? Because if you did I will flex that rarely used admin muscle of mine and ban you.

Batter him - the cunts trying to trick me into going against my strict Vegan diet by eating animal products.