http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Diamond

 

Full name Alexander Kevin Diamond

Date of birth March 12, 1985 (1985-03-12) (age 23)

Place of birth Alexandria, Scotland

 

Happy birthday loon 

 

Indeed! Happy Birthday Zander! 

Many happy returns big fella!!

Happy Birthday. I hope its not a boozy one

D yiz nae find it ah a bit weird as he probably winnae read ah yer happy birthdays?

D yiz nae find it ah a bit weird as he probably winnae read ah yer happy birthdays?

 

D ye no find it a bit o a bugger typin' in at fake accent min? Must get affa tiresome!

Is it not the quaint tongue known as Tuechter-bam

If he wrote in proper English you wouldn't know him from Adam

 

(not you harcus)

thank fuck harcus doesnae type as he speaks

D ye no find it a bit o a bugger typin' in at fake accent min? Must get affa tiresome!

 

Nae at ah min, at's how ah spik 

It's not the way most people read 

 

Ah only type the way you spik min.

 

You spik shite, I type shite 

I'd rather be sat here shouting spite than where you are spouting shite. 

 

Yiv ruined Zander's birthday thread.  Get tae the naughty corner

Yiv ruined Zander's birthday thread.  Get tae the naughty corner

 

Adam ??