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Hemiplegic Utopia

There are still copies of my 2008 debut collection of short stories 'Hemiplegic Utopia' available if anybody is interested in a personally signed copy.  Does include around a chapter and a half on my experiences and general love for Aberdeen FC.

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I'd like a copy signed by Bill Clinton please.

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Well Ricco send me a cheque and return address for £7.

No.

 

I bought your book on amazon kindle a month or so ago.

There are still copies of my 2008 debut collection of short stories 'Hemiplegic Utopia' available if anybody is interested in a personally signed copy.  Does include around a chapter and a half on my experiences and general love for Aberdeen FC.

 

Hud on there a God damned minute there mate.

Punting signed copies of your boom is devaluing the one you have me many years ago  ;)

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Big Al,

          Will it not be worth more because yours is nine years old?!?!

Big Al,

          Will it not be worth more because yours is nine years old?!?!

 

Was only kidding mate but good point. Mine Will be a signed first edition :thumbsup:

Hud on there a God damned minute there mate.

Punting signed copies of your boom is devaluing the one you have me many years ago  ;)

 

:rofl:

 

 

Do we play them at home first or second if we beat this Cyprus mob?  :wave:

I'm waiting for Rocket to bring out his first book. Now, that would be worth a read......

I'm waiting for Rocket to bring out his first book. Now, that would be worth a read......

 

It came out ages ago.

 

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Back on topic......

How many books have you brought out, SeaBass?

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Just Hemiplegic Utopia as I asked for publisher of our second one to take it down off their website.  Weren't very understanding when it came to watching my Mam die from Primary Lung and Secondary Brain Cancer aged fifty five following a first diagnosis to death timescale of just 48 days.

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I read your book yesterday SeeBass. Thank you for writing it. That’s some achievement and my huge admiration to you. Many say they’re going to write a book but few have the discipline and skill to do it. The best part about it all was your honesty, a no holds barred personal insight which was so refreshing to read. I hope you’ve retained an interest in Citey through all these years to compensate for being a long-suffering AFC.

 

SeeBass kicks ass  :thumbsup:

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Rocket, I appreciate the kind words.  What was your favourite bit??  Something we ask everybody that reads it!!  Like my Hat-Trick story??

Rocket, I appreciate the kind words.  What was your favourite bit??  Something we ask everybody that reads it!!  Like my Hat-Trick story??

 

Getting paid to service a lassie. That appeals to me BIG TIME  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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