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WYOWYN Comedienne (ii)


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Watched that 'How'd You Get So Rich' hosted by Katherine Ryan last night....


I wouldn't say she's a natural beauty but i'd love to stick it in her.....  :redface:










BTW donsdaft... obviously you won't have heard of her and you hate comediennes but just in case you were leaning towards an AYE i thought i'd let you know she's also a Yank.  :wave:

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Of course I haven't heard of her.


Nae that bonnie but I'd shag it on one condition.


Those breasts have to be as nature intended and not ordered out of a catalogue.



They look a bit fake to me.




It's not that I hate comediennes, they are just not funny.

Comic actresses are aplenty and I had a lot of time for Linda Smith.

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She's Canadian is she nae, I watched that programe last night inna, she comes across as a bit of a minx. I do actually find her funny....nae hilarious but she raises a smile and Im sure bent over in front of me that wouldn't be all she would raise!

She seemed to like holding the American challenge dildo last night, bet she would have a good go at using it! I'm almost certain she would be game to try out back door shenanigans for sure! An all round fool quine so Im in!

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Female "comedians" today are convinced that saying "fanny" or referring to their (usually unsatisfactory) sex life makes them edgy and relevant. Last one that ever raised a titter from me was Helen Atkinson-Wood in the 80s (better known as Mrs Miggins)...


Anyway back to the subject in point...


Yes I'll pop one in the pink and the pooper. But nae in the moo. Her gnashers are vicious

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