I'll keep it simple.  Theresa May, WYOWYN

 

 

 

 

 

Put it back in your pants you filthy fuckers.

Hasny fired out any sprogs so foof should be in reasonable shape

 

Those boots give away her inner dominatrix

 

Mention Brexit and she will buck like a bronco

 

Big yes

 

Hasny fired out any sprogs so foof should be in reasonable shape

 

Those boots give away her inner dominatrix

 

Mention Brexit and she will buck like a bronco

 

Big yes

 

Feckin knew you wouldn't let me down ten caat. Reeeecognize 

Gads, gads and thrice gads, even if she chapped at the door she'd get volleyed oot the gate and again gads...

Hatchet faced bitch.

 

She'll be fucked soon enough but not by me.

Awww ti fuck noooooooo 

No way.

Got nice boobs so yes from buc.

Awa n fuck, door faced bitch.

 

 

 

 

Cannae believe there are posters on here that would do that

 

Definite No from Al.

She's got a face like a spitting image puppet!

 

I'd question if it was even female... or human!!!!

 

So that'll be a no then.

I would walk from Charleston to China and back, seven times, for Mrs May.

 

That's how far I would go not to dip my wick in that sick bitch.

 

Yes it ticks the boxes in that it's got a pulse etc. but there are exceptions to most rules. That is a disgusting piece of humanity and I would consider trading some other self-flagellatory punishments to save the time involved walking that far to avoid it. Actually I would walk a lifetime like David Carradine, although the circumstances where I was being forced to fuck it escape even my imagination.

Nae your cup of tea then Rocket?

Nae your cup of tea then Rocket?

 

It's not a question of personal preference 1903. I just physically couldn't get it up her. Revolting creature.

Those knee high boots though 

Those knee high boots though 

 

I hear you... there is definitely a suggestion of whips, hand cuffs and anal beads.... 

 

 

Thats a no from me.

1) she's posh.

2) big boobs.

3) I bet she has all sorts of implements.

4) I've heard she wears suspenders.

5) she'll know what's she's doing been around quite a bit.

Think about it lads its all there .

 

Buc, just in the name of nosiness, have you shagged...

 

1) A hole in the barbers floor?

2) A jar of hairy worms?

3) A fag burn in a fur coat?

 

If not i think it's only a matter of time!   

And another simmie gets delivered. I'm gettin fast and loose handin oot these accolades

Buc, just in the name of nosiness, have you shagged...

 

1) A hole in the barbers floor?

2) A jar of hairy worms?

3) A fag burn in a fur coat?

 

If not i think it's only a matter of time!   

 

 

I may have made a hole in my bed when I was 14..

 

I may have made a hole in my bed when I was 14..

 

 

Good man Buc!