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Saturday 9th May 2026,  kick-off 3pm

Scottish Premiership - Aberdeen v Dundee Utd

🔴⚪️ Stand Free! ⚪🔴

 

Aye the game was shit but I did bagsy Saturdays WYOWYN so here it is...


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I'll keep it simple.  Theresa May, WYOWYN

 

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Put it back in your pants you filthy fuckers.

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Hasny fired out any sprogs so foof should be in reasonable shape

 

Those boots give away her inner dominatrix

 

Mention Brexit and she will buck like a bronco

 

Big yes :twisted:

 

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Hasny fired out any sprogs so foof should be in reasonable shape

 

Those boots give away her inner dominatrix

 

Mention Brexit and she will buck like a bronco

 

Big yes :twisted:

 

Feckin knew you wouldn't let me down ten caat. Reeeecognize  :wave:

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Gads, gads and thrice gads, even if she chapped at the door she'd get volleyed oot the gate and again gads...

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Cannae believe there are posters on here that would do that :o

 

Definite No from Al.

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She's got a face like a spitting image puppet!

 

I'd question if it was even female... or human!!!!

 

So that'll be a no then.

rocket_scientist
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I would walk from Charleston to China and back, seven times, for Mrs May.

 

That's how far I would go not to dip my wick in that sick bitch.

 

Yes it ticks the boxes in that it's got a pulse etc. but there are exceptions to most rules. That is a disgusting piece of humanity and I would consider trading some other self-flagellatory punishments to save the time involved walking that far to avoid it. Actually I would walk a lifetime like David Carradine, although the circumstances where I was being forced to fuck it escape even my imagination.

rocket_scientist
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:laughing: Nae your cup of tea then Rocket?

 

It's not a question of personal preference 1903. I just physically couldn't get it up her. Revolting creature.

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Those knee high boots though  :-*

 

I hear you... there is definitely a suggestion of whips, hand cuffs and anal beads....  :redface:

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1) she's posh.

2) big boobs.

3) I bet she has all sorts of implements.

4) I've heard she wears suspenders.

5) she'll know what's she's doing been around quite a bit.

Think about it lads its all there .

 

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Buc, just in the name of nosiness, have you shagged...

 

1) A hole in the barbers floor?

2) A jar of hairy worms?

3) A fag burn in a fur coat?

 

If not i think it's only a matter of time!  :greengrin:  :thumbsup:

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And another simmie gets delivered. I'm gettin fast and loose handin oot these accolades

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Buc, just in the name of nosiness, have you shagged...

 

1) A hole in the barbers floor?

2) A jar of hairy worms?

3) A fag burn in a fur coat?

 

If not i think it's only a matter of time!  :greengrin:  :thumbsup:

 

 

I may have made a hole in my bed when I was 14.. :rofl:

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