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Saturday 20th April 2024:  kick-off 12.30pm

Scottish Cup Semi-Final - Aberdeen v Celtic

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Aye the game was shit but I did bagsy Saturdays WYOWYN so here it is...


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Hasny fired out any sprogs so foof should be in reasonable shape

 

Those boots give away her inner dominatrix

 

Mention Brexit and she will buck like a bronco

 

Big yes :twisted:

 

Feckin knew you wouldn't let me down ten caat. Reeeecognize  :wave:

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I would walk from Charleston to China and back, seven times, for Mrs May.

 

That's how far I would go not to dip my wick in that sick bitch.

 

Yes it ticks the boxes in that it's got a pulse etc. but there are exceptions to most rules. That is a disgusting piece of humanity and I would consider trading some other self-flagellatory punishments to save the time involved walking that far to avoid it. Actually I would walk a lifetime like David Carradine, although the circumstances where I was being forced to fuck it escape even my imagination.

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Buc, just in the name of nosiness, have you shagged...

 

1) A hole in the barbers floor?

2) A jar of hairy worms?

3) A fag burn in a fur coat?

 

If not i think it's only a matter of time!  :greengrin:  :thumbsup:

 

 

I may have made a hole in my bed when I was 14.. :rofl:

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