Sorry if you tuned in thinking it might be a fit young tennis player like Sabatini or something, but no it's Andys mum....

 

 

 

 

 

While i'm asking others to say whether they'd like to drill his mum or not i'll take this chance to wish Andy well in his match today against Stan Wawrinka. 

Free tickets to Wimbledon

 

Access to the top hotel in Dunblane

 

And you just know she is gonna be a kinky auld hoor

 

Couple o' ca's, fill her with gravy then its off to the Royal Box for champagne and canapes with Cliff Richard and Billie Jean Rugmuncher

 

 

No, looks like my grunny!

 

 

Himmin 1903_Redz you like to keep in right on that borderline do you! I'm having to think long and hard about this one. My mind says no my cock says aye....probably has a well used hingin auld bucket fanny so It would have to be a bit of the old chocolate chimney sweep duties for me 

Wicked Witch

 

I'd rather shag Sue Pollard

She looks like a woman who doesn't like sex and I suspect she only did it to produce her kids and has been hidden away since giving birth and probably has a bit of a jungle going on down below which would need a fair bit of work to break through.

 

I'd probably would though.

Any woman that calls her grown son 'baby' has far too many issues to receive this length.

Yup shes a stunner ..

No no no no.