Trump says he's proud of all his kids but Tiffany 'to a lesser extent'  wyowyn?

 

 

 

 

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She's got too big a space atween her eyes.

Thought she was that girl from the PlayStation adverts years ago for a second. Small mouth, nah.

Nae a bonny quine but would walk the length of the St Machar Bar to unload on or in her.

Probably too much space between the ears too

 

Am out...

Hell yeah. Free golf at Turnberry; million dollar a year job at Trump Tower signing for receipt of toilet rolls, coffee etc; access to the best barber on earth. Whats not to like

Whats not to like

 

The space between her eyes.

I'll have a go, nae a bonnie lassie though.

Nae keen on that either

 

No

Her PD's nae that big.

Usually a sign of beauty but that dimbo bimbo look is nae for me.

Nice very nice and a big yes .

The space between her eyes.

 

You dont look at the mantelpiece etc etc

 

And you don't argue when she says she will pay the bill

There's a fair chance Donald has already been there so it's a no from me.

2 pints and a jagerbomb and I'd be all over that bubble heed.  Would just be a quicky round the back of the Meldrum Arms though, couldn't chance waking up to that in the morning.

Was swithering on this one, but picture 3 is horific, so after weighing it all up I'm out.

It's an aye fae me on this one.

 

Free golf you say?? GET IN THE HOLE

It's an aye fae me on this one.

 

Free golf you say?? GET IN THE HOLE

 

Mmm, now you mention the free golf, suppose I could reconsider

The space between her eyes.

 

You call it a space, I call it a target. Get that on pornhub for a few thousand...

 

I'd also use it as a way in with the sister.

 

She's got a nice wee body, I'm failing to see any down sides to entering her.