Thought I'd have a go

 

Francesca Martinez

 

 

 

 

Would the wobbles make up for the gobbles?

 

 

I'm gonna go with no. Looks like a female lee evans!

Yes, why not.

 

Never heard of her of course, or Lee Evans for that matter.

Her cerebral palsy would put me off a fair bit but I suppose you could put her wobblyness to good use, might be interesting why not.

No thanks, think I will pass

as long as she promised not to do any of her ( utterly honkin) comedy routine I'm in. I'm an equal opportunities lothario....

Oh fuck, she's nae a comedienne is she.

 

I'm oot then, nae such thing as a funny comedienne.

 

 

 

 

Linda Smith excepted of course.

I'm out on this one.

Whatever not very tidy indeed.

I would walk the length from one end of the bar at The Grill to the other to empty myself into one of her orifices. Whichever one was nearest. Doubt I would walk across the road and up past Golden Square to whatever boozer they call it in whatever street it is - Under the Hammer? something Silver street? - to interfere with her. Who am I kidding, of course I would. Female, free of disease and a pulse. Why wouldn't I? Couldn't see myself walking from the Grill to the Rosemount Bar for a shottie though.

There would be no point.

They turned the Rosemount Bar into flats.

Edit:

 

Couldn't see myself walking from the Grill to the flats where the Rosemount Bar used to be for a shottie though.

 

It's a no no no no for me.

 

Very interesting choice tho. It's got me thinking that cupidstunt is nae right in the heed. 

Nope, does nothing for me. Even Buc has passed on this one, must be a first.

It's a No fae me, honking...

No thank you

Nope, does nothing for me. Even Buc has passed on this one, must be a first.

 

 

No that was my dyslexia playing up wondered what I posted myself ..

If you could read that I give you a round of applause..

 

Will say it again just make sure it's A YES from the buc..

Apologies for that mess above.