Buc Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 Yeeeees as get in Fat is good very fat is the best http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2161971/Fat-Beautiful-pageant-18st-pageant-queens-fatten-crowned-Miss-Large.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MálagaSheep Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 No, Behave min Buc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buc Posted October 18, 2016 Author Share Posted October 18, 2016 No, Behave min Buc No You don't know what you are missing oh I remember the day . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MálagaSheep Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 Oh i do! Remember a night out in the Broch, and got in a taxi with a very very large lass, and landed back at her house, where she gave me a plate o lasagne and some garlic breed, as i ate it she disappeared and when i shouted that was lovely, now time for a taxi home, i turned and here she was standing butt naked in the door way, now i was sobbering up and the sight was not good! Now i am a big lad, 6f 6" and biult like a brick shithouse, this woman threw me about like a rag doll and abused me, little malaga wouldnt rise and she chomped on him like it was a packet o opel fruits, that didnt work and wasnt going to, the pain and suffocation was horrendous, until she rammed her fingers right up the non return valve, fucking hell i hut the roof! When i finally got free, she lay there smoking a fag, as i was battered,bruised, looking to see if i still had a stroop and walking like John Wayne. Never Again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donsdaft Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 :laughing: Too graphic Malaga min Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gervaise_Brookhampster Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 You dinnastill have her number Malaga do you? THe winner of that competition would get it! Contestant number 1 not so much! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MálagaSheep Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 Call me she said, Fuck you i said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ten Caat Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 Reminds me of Auld Years night 1982 when my mate set me up with a blind date goin to a party. The bastard had persuaded me to run with it as he was banging her best friend. I was told she was the spittin image of Trisha Yates out of Grange Hill, so I splashed out on 2 bottles of Blue Nun as well as my supply of Tartan Special and looked forward to celebrating the New Year with a bang. However on actually meeting the quine she looked more like Jess Yates out of Stars on Sunday ( go google all you young eens). Wearing a f@ckin ra ra skirt with legs like Willie Miller. Surprisingly she turned out to be a right dirty hoor and I'dve went back for more if i could have worn a blindfold and not have to parade her around town. A few years later she was about 25 stone ( no surprise tbh) and apparently she died in her early 30s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donsdaft Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 A sad end to that story ten caat min but I admit to laughing at the Wuillie Miller comment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Three Crazz Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 A sad end to that story ten caat min but I admit to laughing at the Wuillie Miller comment I'll admit to having ago at a lass we legs as hairy as Willie Millers, It's the tash and curly perm I'd rather forget Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MálagaSheep Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 I could tell you all another story, but will save that for another day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1903_Redz Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 Reminds me of Auld Years night 1982 when my mate set me up with a blind date goin to a party. The bastard had persuaded me to run with it as he was banging her best friend. I was told she was the spittin image of Trisha Yates out of Grange Hill, so I splashed out on 2 bottles of Blue Nun as well as my supply of Tartan Special and looked forward to celebrating the New Year with a bang. However on actually meeting the quine she looked more like Jess Yates out of Stars on Sunday ( go google all you young eens). Wearing a f@ckin ra ra skirt with legs like Willie Miller. Surprisingly she turned out to be a right dirty hoor and I'dve went back for more if i could have worn a blindfold and not have to parade her around town. A few years later she was about 25 stone ( no surprise tbh) and apparently she died in her early 30s. Jesus min! I gave you a Simmie as soon as i'd read the Willie Miller comment then i read on to the end and now i'm feeling a bit confused about it all..... EDIT to say.... No Buc, i widna be interested in coupin that! Face isna bad but she's bound to be a bit sweaty... nae for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buc Posted October 19, 2016 Author Share Posted October 19, 2016 Jesus min! I gave you a Simmie as soon as i'd read the Willie Miller comment then i read on to the end and now i'm feeling a bit confused about it all..... EDIT to say.... No Buc, i widna be interested in coupin that! Face isna bad but she's bound to be a bit sweaty... nae for me. Ah that's a shame I take it you haven't had a larger lady Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obanred Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 I could tell you a story about a night with a rather large, skinheaded bird, but i dinna hae the time. Lets just say there wisnae a hair on her hael body and she liked all holes filled. She wis prettygood actually and i went back for mare a few times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ritchie Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 Bahahahaha! Maaga min ats a belter oh a story! Near enough spat oot ma bucky in shock readin at! bloody close story to one oh ma ain near death experiences, but my whale bid in sandhaven n ah didnae get ony lasagne! greedy cow! Broch quines really do stand in a league oh there ain!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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