Yeeeees as get in

Fat is good very fat is the best

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2161971/Fat-Beautiful-pageant-18st-pageant-queens-fatten-crowned-Miss-Large.html

No,

 

Behave min Buc

No,

 

Behave min Buc

 

 

No 

You don't know what you are missing oh I remember the day .

Oh i do!

 

Remember a night out in the Broch, and got in a taxi with a very very large lass, and landed back at her house, where she gave me a plate o lasagne and some garlic breed, as i ate it she disappeared and when i shouted that was lovely, now time for a taxi home, i turned and here she was standing butt naked in the door way, now i was sobbering up and the sight was not good!

 

Now i am a big lad, 6f 6" and biult like a brick shithouse, this woman threw me about like a rag doll and abused me, little malaga wouldnt rise and she chomped on him like it was a packet o opel fruits, that didnt work and wasnt going to, the pain and suffocation was horrendous, until she rammed her fingers right up the non return valve, fucking hell i hut the roof!

 

When i finally got free, she lay there smoking a fag, as i was battered,bruised, looking to see if i still had a stroop and walking like John Wayne.

 

Never Again.   

:laughing:

 

 

 

Too graphic Malaga min

You dinnastill have her number Malaga  do you?  THe winner of that competition would get it! Contestant number 1 not so much!

Call me she said,

 

Fuck you i said

Reminds me of Auld Years night 1982 when my mate set me up with a blind date goin to a party. The bastard had persuaded me to run with it as he was banging her best friend. I was told she was the spittin image of Trisha Yates out of Grange Hill, so I splashed out on 2 bottles of Blue Nun as well as my supply of Tartan Special and looked forward to celebrating the New Year with a bang.

However on actually meeting the quine she looked more like Jess Yates out of Stars on Sunday ( go google all you young eens). Wearing a f@ckin ra ra skirt with legs like Willie Miller.

Surprisingly she turned out to be a right dirty hoor and I'dve went back for more if i could have worn a blindfold and not have to parade her around town.

A few years later she was about 25 stone ( no surprise tbh) and apparently she died in her early 30s.

A sad end to that story ten caat min but I admit to laughing at the Wuillie Miller comment

A sad end to that story ten caat min but I admit to laughing at the Wuillie Miller comment

 

I'll admit to having ago at a lass we legs as hairy as Willie Millers, It's the tash and curly perm I'd rather forget

I could tell you all another story, but will save that for another day! 

 

 

Reminds me of Auld Years night 1982 when my mate set me up with a blind date goin to a party. The bastard had persuaded me to run with it as he was banging her best friend. I was told she was the spittin image of Trisha Yates out of Grange Hill, so I splashed out on 2 bottles of Blue Nun as well as my supply of Tartan Special and looked forward to celebrating the New Year with a bang.

However on actually meeting the quine she looked more like Jess Yates out of Stars on Sunday ( go google all you young eens). Wearing a f@ckin ra ra skirt with legs like Willie Miller.

Surprisingly she turned out to be a right dirty hoor and I'dve went back for more if i could have worn a blindfold and not have to parade her around town.

A few years later she was about 25 stone ( no surprise tbh) and apparently she died in her early 30s.

 

Jesus min! I gave you a Simmie as soon as i'd read the Willie Miller comment then i read on to the end and now i'm feeling a bit confused about it all..... 

 

EDIT to say.... No Buc, i widna be interested in coupin that! Face isna bad but she's bound to be a bit sweaty... nae for me.

Jesus min! I gave you a Simmie as soon as i'd read the Willie Miller comment then i read on to the end and now i'm feeling a bit confused about it all..... 

 

EDIT to say.... No Buc, i widna be interested in coupin that! Face isna bad but she's bound to be a bit sweaty... nae for me.

 

 

Ah that's a shame I take it you haven't had a larger lady 

 

I could tell you a story about a night with a rather large, skinheaded bird, but i dinna hae the time.

 

Lets just say there wisnae a hair on her hael body and she liked all holes filled. She wis prettygood actually and i went back for mare a few times.

Bahahahaha! Maaga min ats a belter oh a story! Near enough spat oot ma bucky in shock readin at! bloody close story to one oh ma ain near death experiences, but my whale bid in sandhaven n ah didnae get ony lasagne! greedy cow!  Broch quines really do stand in a league oh there ain!!