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Fraid not donsdaft.

 

Admittedly she does look aright i suppose in a couple of pics but still.....

 

I reckon you'd get more movement in the sack from a blow up doll (mine is called Brenda) than you would her. Looks boring as fuck.

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Am agreeing with Redz,

 

Looks boring! Like playing with auld limp fossils,

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In my experience the dull but nice looking ones are the absolute goers.

 

I'd rattle her bones 6 days out of 7.

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Boring?

 

Educated women a problem lads?

 

Nae mair boring surely than one who's main topic of conversation revolves around Eastenders, dancing programs and the latest make up.

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Boring?

 

Educated women a problem lads?

 

Nae mair boring surely than one who's main topic of conversation revolves around Eastenders, dancing programs and the latest make up.

 

;D

 

Ach, she's nice enough!

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Boring?

 

Educated women a problem lads?

 

Nae mair boring surely than one who's main topic of conversation revolves around Eastenders, dancing programs and the latest make up.

 

Like i said, old fossils she likes, so she would do you!  ;)

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Like i said, old fossils she likes, so she would do you!  ;)

 

 

 

 

 

She would have to dig deep for my bones though  :-\

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Actually, and this is a worrying thought I probably widnae.

 

The reason being she looks like my daughter, and in that third picture she looks like my ex wife.

Further thought reveals that last week I posted the spitting images of an ex girlfriend ( of long standing) and Mrs. Donsdaft number 2

 

Watch out lads it'll be my Ma next.

 

 

 

 

 

Now, where's the number for that psychiatrist

rocket_scientist
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Aye from me... to Alice. Would walk from Queens Cross to Fittie to fit in her.

Gervaise_Brookhampster
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Aye fae me, bonnie enough quine , might be slow to get going but after a few wines I think she would be a right goer.

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Actually, and this is a worrying thought I probably widnae.

 

The reason being she looks like my daughter, and in that third picture she looks like my ex wife.

Further thought reveals that last week I posted the spitting images of an ex girlfriend ( of long standing) and Mrs. Donsdaft number 2

 

Watch out lads it'll be my Ma next.

Your Ma.. :laughing:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now, where's the number for that psychiatrist

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Alice Alice I'd deffo fuk da Alice.......oh and you can throw in Donsdafts daughter and ex for good measure...

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