A bit quiet today so thought I'd spice it up a bit with a milf fatty Good thing about doing this on donstalk is I can repeat wifies that have been done on Mad a year or two ago. I like woman with a sense of humour(rare)  and with a bit of meat on them so Liza Tarbuck wyowyn?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Beat you.

 

 

It's a no fae me, ugly annoying and spectacularly unfunny

 

 

 

Who am I kidding , look at the size of her tits. Okay then

MILF = mother id like to fuck, and id certainly wouldn't

 

Gyads min 

14 pints at a push

Would walk from Ma Camerons to the Belmont cinema, maybe, if there's nothing else happening. Wouldn't walk half the length of Union Street for that cow.

 

But would I? Of course.

 

Ah hell no from me! She's well annoying!

Nae chunce min.  I'd raither run ma stroup through a mangle.

She used to be in an 80s/early 90s comedy "Watching". If you had offered up her co star Emma Wray Idve jumped in with no armbands but sorry Lisa Tarbuck  is just too big boned for my taste. Plus she would insist on taking you home to meet daddy. That would have me jumping off the Forth Bridge

I'd go for it, I quite like her and I think she would have been a fairly good looking woman if she had the courage to walk past a bakers shop without buying/eating the contents off the counter.

 

I wouldn't want to meet her da though, tory supporting c**t.

It's a yes from me.  She could shield me from the intense heat when my samsung note 7 finally decides to explode.

I've been with worse so aye, nae bother.

 

Nae a bad coupon and jubblies to die for! 

Now we are talking perfectly I'm in love

Now we are talking perfectly I'm in love

 

Yaaas Buc I was hoping a nice juicy wifie would lure you in! 

You invited me it looks not too bad a place .

Especially these bigger ladies .

You invited me it looks not too bad a place .

Especially these bigger ladies .

 

After 20 posts you will see the names simmie and durrant under your rating, you can give people a +1 rating (simmie) which is more or less a like in the old Mad forum or a Durrant which is a -1  Collect 100 likes for a feel o Lisa Tarbucks left pap 1000 and you get to chew on her massive broon nipple*

 

 

* the last bit might be wishfull thinking 

Looks like I will be loads of liking 

Looks like I will be loads of liking 

 

Always good to have your obligatory "aye" on these threads 

I can only look these days but I can still dream ..

 

Bigger YES from buc more so as I've enjoyed looking at her even more now.

Yaba-da-ba-dooooooooooooooooo!

 

In like Flynn.