I'm sure there are a few but the one that sticks in my mind was the UEFA cup game against Barry Town. 

 

From my memory the 'You're only Sheep Shagging Bastards' song started from both sets of fans, ultimately changing to the whole stadium singing "We're only Sheep Shagging Bastards".  Hilarious! 

 

Can't remember much else from that game - only we won - thank god!

 

Must be loads of things like that that I've missed....

 

 

Few that come to mind, Seagull doing a massive shit on the head of the bald bloke that sat in front of me. Also remember a seagull chasing a female away fan (Dundee I think) up the stairs. Think the funniest though was the streaker from the RDS that went arse over tit over the advertisement board before running up the park. 

Lots of laughs over the years, mostly when some ref got the ball off his face etc.

 

There was nothing better than a dog invading the pitch, those were the days.

 

 

 

 

One that I'll possibly never forget was that midweek game against Inverness, I believe it was the one where Alan Muir faked an injury at half time because he was getting so much stick, and the fourth official had to take over.

 

So in that game Josh Magennis, who as we all know was a complete horse nine touches out of ten, scored an absolute wonder goal - controlled the ball and turned the defender with one touch, then chipped the keeper. Obviously everyone went mental - all except the lad who sits in front of us, who was so flabbergasted that he didn't even move. He just didn't react at all. I think his brain wouldn't let him believe it had happened, it was like watching a computer freeze up. It was about a full minute later that he turned around with a look on his face like he'd seen a ghost, and made this exploding gesture next to his head with his hands. Don't think he's ever been the same since.

 

That time Alan Combe threw the ball off the back of Darren Mackie's head and it bounced back into the goal was a classic too. Especially given the Dazzler celebrated it like he'd done it on purpose.

There was an old newscaster on Grampian by the name of Jimmy Spankie. I kid you not.

 

Once at section Y, an old dude who looked the double of him was standing there and some wag shouted "Hemmin, err's Jimmy Spunkie". Every cunt cracked up.

 

Snowballs and pies getting launched at opposition players always amused.

 

Another time sitting at the front row of the SS near the halfway line v. Hearts, one of the guys to our left (who did a great impersonation of being a junkie) shouted out "hemmin McCann, yer mither's a mattress" every single time he touched the ball. We had never heard this phrase before but the fact he did it literally the whole game was the most amusing part.

 

I guess you had to be there.

One that I'll possibly never forget was that midweek game against Inverness, I believe it was the one where Alan Muir faked an injury at half time because he was getting so much stick, and the fourth official had to take over.

 

I mind a game where the tannoy piped up at half time asking for anyone with a referees qualification or something along that line,  could that have been the same game looking for someone to take over the fourth officials role?

 

I remember that being before the big josh era though, maybe wrong.

Meeting Willie Miller coming out of the bog with a paper under his arm and pins and needles. 

John ROwbotham getting the ba aff his napper at a midweek Raith game, I think it was Paul Kane who did it.

 

A guy beside us once lost his false teeth celebrating an equaliser against the Govan tinks and had to retrive them fae the hood of a bairns jacket.

In a game against the h*n back in 94 or 95, we were stood in the South stand reasonably close to the front, certainly within shouting distance of the players, so any time any the h*n players was anywhere near us my mate would volley some abuse at them, as you do.

 

Started off with "fuck off juke box Durie ye dick", followed by "fuck off Laudrup you Danish dildo!", these all got plenty of laughs but when he roared at Hateley "fuck off Hateley ye hysterectomy" it caused a different type of laughter and a bit of head scratching. You probably had to be there. 

 

 

Snowballs and pies getting launched at opposition players always amused.

 

 

 

Love this photo. 

 

Love this photo. 

 

Was that the game where O'Neil was moaning that we were walking around celebrating like we'd won the cup final? 

Very early eighties at Pittodrie, Celtic game, before individual seating or all ticket.

It's heaving by the back of 2.00

The south stand is absolutely packed and about 2.50 just as the exitement is at its height this announcement comes over the tannoy  ( I can't remember the name of the boat)

 

WOULD THE CREW OF THE VITAL SPARK PLEASE RETURN TO THE BOAT IMMEDIATELY AS IT NEEDS TO CATCH THE TIDE

 

 

or words to that effect.

 

The whole stadium erupted.