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Thursday 18th June, midday

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ConsiDONG


pittodriejohn

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pittodriejohn
Posted

Anyone else been hearing Considine referred to as ConsiDONG recently?

InversneckieDob
Posted

Why?

 

Has he taken up bell-ringing?

 

He looks a bit of a campanologist.

 

pittodriejohn
Posted

Has a 9 inch cock apparetly

 

Nine inches? Says who? Do they measure them at training?!

Posted

I mind seeing it poking out the bottom of his shorts when he was celebrating a goal once.

 

Magnificent beast.

Edinburghdon
Posted

Nine inches? Says who? Do they measure them at training?!

 

Aye, it's part of the tests they do at preseason.

pittodriejohn
Posted

Well that's one way to start a rumour...

 

Is it 9 on the flop aye?

Posted

Has a 9 inch cock apparetly

 

Pffft.  That's nae worth capital letters.

InversneckieDob
Posted

I wish I had a 9 inch cock....rather than this awkward big bastard o' a thing.

Posted

It's a well known fact. He's captain in the shower so he should be captain on the pitch!

pittodriejohn
Posted

It's a well known fact. He's captain in the shower so he should be captain on the pitch!

 

Such outlandish claims would be more likely to originate from Andy himself surely?

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Such outlandish claims would be more likely to originate from Andy himself surely?

 

You'd think wouldn't you.

 

Saying that his missus walks like John Wayne and when Cher played the AECC her vocaliser busted so she sung life after love into her fud, sounded exactly the same as on the record. 

 

 

 

pittodriejohn
Posted

TC is a one man consi fan band. If he could, he would.

 

He could if his arsehole stretched wide enough to take The Dong.

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

Spotted again today.

 

Trying to balance himself for that shot at the back post in the first half. BOOM! Cock hanging oot the shorts.

 

Nips_and_Tatties
Posted

You'd think wouldn't you.

 

Saying that his missus walks like John Wayne and when Cher played the AECC her vocaliser busted so she sung life after love into her fud, sounded exactly the same as on the record.

 

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

pittodriejohn
Posted

Spotted again today.

 

Trying to balance himself for that shot at the back post in the first half. BOOM! Cock hanging oot the shorts.

 

 

His half-volley that went through the legs of Simunovic?

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