Thought I'd start with a big quine that might lure Buc over  comedienne and actress Katy Brand wyowyn?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No reason not too. Ticks the boxes.

 

Would walk from Hazlehead to Mannofield to get in about it.

No

 

What a pig

 

 

As usual, I've never heard of her but I can imagine she's not funny in the slightest.

No

 

What a pig

 

 

As usual, I've never heard of her but I can imagine she's not funny in the slightest.

 

Jeez what we talking about here? I wouldn't pay money to see her talk. I would imagine she wouldn't be funny too. I wouldn't be seen with it in public. It is not date material but would you or would you not have sex with it? Most certainly, although I wouldn't walk from Northfield to Torry to fuck her. That's many steps too far. It's not worth that much effort. It's female, it's got a pulse and as long as it harbours no STD's, no brainer.

Its a no for me. Nae chunce.

Jeez what we talking about here? I wouldn't pay money to see her talk. I would imagine she wouldn't be funny too. I wouldn't be seen with it in public. It is not date material but would you or would you not have sex with it? Most certainly, although I wouldn't walk from Northfield to Torry to fuck her. That's many steps too far. It's not worth that much effort. It's female, it's got a pulse and as long as it harbours no STD's, no brainer.

 

You will find a few fae Mad have really high standards and then you have the likes o Buc and myself who would say yes to most. This wifie I'm ashamed to say would be a yes fae me and to use your analogy I would walk fae Cove to Westhill to feed her horse and have a go on them paps. 

You will find a few fae Mad have really high standards and then you have the likes o Buc and myself who would say yes to most. This wifie I'm ashamed to say would be a yes fae me and to use your analogy I would walk fae Cove to Westhill to feed her horse and have a go on them paps. 

 

"ashamed to say"...

 

Yeah so would I. I would walk from Cove to Westhill for most. As long as there's not another available closer of course and wouldn't want to, nor need to, walk that far too often. But fresh meat is the greatest driver known to man or to men like you and me at least. I was pretending to have standards.

If i had a choice i'd say no! Unfortunately my standard n record tells another story! 9 times out oh 10 am lucky if i waken up to something half as decent as that!

If i had a choice i'd say no! Unfortunately my standard n record tells another story! 9 times out oh 10 am lucky if i waken up to something half as decent as that!

 

I've NEVER been to bed with an ugly woman but woken up with a few. Old one, I know, I know... but I'm old.

You will find a few fae Mad have really high standards and then you have the likes o Buc and myself who would say yes to most. This wifie I'm ashamed to say would be a yes fae me and to use your analogy I would walk fae Cove to Westhill to feed her horse and have a go on them paps. 

 

You've yet to meet CtS then, sounds like you're cut from the same cloth 

I'm afraid i would rattle her tubies for her...

No way! 

Borderline indeed. Mostly no but she looks ok in the second pic which I would I have said yes to had I not seen the others.

She's annoying as well.  I'm out.

No thanks 

Fat birds have never done it for me. Coupled with the fact she is about a funny as a dose of dysentery its a great big no from me

Jeez what we talking about here? I wouldn't pay money to see her talk. I would imagine she wouldn't be funny too. I wouldn't be seen with it in public. It is not date material but would you or would you not have sex with it? Most certainly, although I wouldn't walk from Northfield to Torry to fuck her. That's many steps too far. It's not worth that much effort. It's female, it's got a pulse and as long as it harbours no STD's, no brainer.

 

It's not rocket science  is it

I ken I once said I would do Gail Tilsley fae Corrie, but even I draw the line at this one. I think auld Buc might hae some competition for the chubbier lasses though.

I ken I once said I would do Gail Tilsley fae Corrie, but even I draw the line at this one. I think auld Buc might hae some competition for the chubbier lasses though.

 

 

What was it that made you drawn to her?!?

Sober - no way! Gadz!!!

 

Few bevvies - oh aye min!

 

I guess that's why my marital lead is rather short.