Are all journalists morons?

[stubo72]

Article in today's Retard:

 

D-Day For Dons Rebels, Says Calderwood

Jan 18 2008 By Chris Roberts

 

JIMMY CALDERWOOD is demanding Lee Miller and Richie Byrne tell him once and for all if they want to stay at Aberdeen.

 

The dons boss has seen Chris Clark join Plymouth with Barry Nicholson and Michael Hart also set to quit Pittodrie.

 

But after signing a new deal himself and getting Zander Diamond and Jamie Langfield to stay, he wants star striker Miller and defender Byrne to declare their plans.

 

Calderwood said: "We've spoken to Lee and he knows he we feel. I've also spoke with Richie and that will be going into overdrive in the next few weeks.

 

"We need to know what the big man is doing. We will get talking to him again but he is away now to think about what we've said."

 

In what way, shape or form is "the next few weeks" analogous with "D-Day"?!?!?

 

 

[mizer]

Why were you even reading that nazi rag?

[Jute]

Why were you even reading that nazi rag?

 

Think you will find the retard is a leftish leaning paper. It is the sun that leans slightly to the right of Mien Kampf as reading material goes.

 

Both however are sensationalist rags.

[stubo72]

Why were you even reading that nazi rag?

 

Was scouting about online for any Duff info and ended up with duff info instead... boom boom!

 

[manc_don]

My housemate is a trainee journalist. He's not a cunt but he openly admits he's full of shit    But he does read the Guardian, so explains a lot.

[TheChimp]

My housemate is a trainee journalist. He's not a cunt but he openly admits he's full of shit    But he does read the Gardian, so explains a lot.

 

Obviously his grasp of the English language hasn't rubbed off on you.

[manc_don]

Haha doh! 

[stubo72]

My housemate is a trainee journalist. He's not a cunt but he openly admits he's full of shit    But he does read the Guardian, so explains a lot.

 

Give him time, give him time 

[Drewsome]

Journalists are masters of Spin in effort to get their columns read.