Ten a penny, take your pick.

 

I heard they were bringing in a chocolate (racist) fireguard.  As much frickin' use!

I'll wager a strategically placed 3rd-from-the-right would score more goals than Clark.

I've heard from my source that it's actually going to be.......

 

 

I've also had a couple of text messages confirming this.

Why replace him, play with 10. Did Jimy no say it was harder to beat 10 men?

Will Clark actually pass a medical anywhere?

 

From what I've heard he can hardly walk between games. 

Will Clark actually pass a medical anywhere?

 

From what I've heard he can hardly walk between games.   

 

All those crunching tackles have left him a cripple? Chris Clark, one of football's hard men.

I've also heard Clark doesn't have any tackle.

Chris Clark, one of football's intersexuals.

I've also heard Clark doesn't make any tackles.

 

Just as true

I believe this will be chrissy boy's replacement:

 

Is that a One-Trick-My-Little-Pony?

 

If so we've scored coz Clark doesn't even have that in his locker.

Is that a One-Trick-My-Little-Pony?

 

If so we've scored coz Clark doesn't even have that in his locker.

Is that a One-Trick-My-Little-Pony?

 

If so we've scored coz Clark doesn't even have that in his locker.