Clark's Replacement Announced

[Superstar Tradesman]

Ten a penny, take your pick.

 

[Guest Shabba Ranks]

I heard they were bringing in a chocolate (racist) fireguard.  As much frickin' use!

[Superstar Tradesman]

I'll wager a strategically placed 3rd-from-the-right would score more goals than Clark.

[TheChimp]

I've heard from my source that it's actually going to be.......

 

 

I've also had a couple of text messages confirming this.

[Madbadteacher]

Why replace him, play with 10. Did Jimy no say it was harder to beat 10 men?

[Superstar Tradesman]

Will Clark actually pass a medical anywhere?

 

From what I've heard he can hardly walk between games. 

[Sharpie]

Will Clark actually pass a medical anywhere?

 

From what I've heard he can hardly walk between games.   

 

All those crunching tackles have left him a cripple? Chris Clark, one of football's hard men.

[Superstar Tradesman]

I've also heard Clark doesn't have any tackle.

[Sharpie]

Chris Clark, one of football's intersexuals.

[One Bobby Clark]

I've also heard Clark doesn't make any tackles.

 

Just as true

[glasgow sheep]

I believe this will be chrissy boy's replacement:

 

[Superstar Tradesman]

Is that a One-Trick-My-Little-Pony?

 

If so we've scored coz Clark doesn't even have that in his locker.

[Guest Nellie The Don]

Is that a One-Trick-My-Little-Pony?

 

If so we've scored coz Clark doesn't even have that in his locker.

[Drewsome]

Is that a One-Trick-My-Little-Pony?

 

If so we've scored coz Clark doesn't even have that in his locker.