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I'd pump Serena Williams.


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Birds I'd shag with the surname Williams.

 

 

1. Serena

2. Sian

3. That's all I can think of...

 

 

*edit  -  not necessarily in that order

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This thread has been a phenomenal success, I might add more topics on a similar theme in the future.

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This thread has been a phenomenal success, I might add more topics on a similar theme in the future.

 

Who told you that  ;)

Just woken up ?

 

And yes, I would but my response is probably driven by age and taking what I can, when I can !

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This thread has been a phenomenal success, I might add more topics on a similar theme in the future.

 

Would you pump Venus Williams?

TENEMENTFUNSTER
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I don't think anyone pumps Serena, I suspect she does all of the pumping.

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I would certainly let Serena have her wicked way with me whilst Venus could watch and give some advice to improve my stroke.

rocket_scientist
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Hmmm... tough one. Would I? Would I nae?

 

 

Don't see any downside in pumping female forms so it's a would I nae from me.

 

 

Contrafluctions of lexicography don't matter when the needs musten.

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I would with David Walliams  :thumbsup:

 

I think you should let Serena take you from behind with a strap-on Christian  ;D

TENEMENTFUNSTER
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I would with David Walliams  :thumbsup:

 

I think you should let Serena take you from behind with a strap-on Christian  ;D

 

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So the thread took an unexpected twist......listen, nobody's taking Christian the Slater from behind. Not even Big Serena.  What kind of sick fucking mind would even suggest such a thing?

 

 

 

 

(Are you fatjim in disguise?)

 

 

;)

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