One woman in hospital already but doctors have confirmed that she's stable.

I don't know why folk are up in arms about it. I have neigh problem with it.

I've just had a look at the Tesco burgers I have in my fridge.  And they're off.

I got saddled wi some of those too.

 

A load of old pony, horse meat is fine.

I've just had a look at the Tesco burgers I have in my fridge.  And they're off.

 

Aye, they don't keep furlong

Did she buy them at a store in Derby?

I'll bet there's lots of Tesco butchers bridling at this though1

I've just had a look at the Tesco burgers I have in my fridge.  And they're off.

 

Just as well you chucked them or they'd have given you the trotts

Someone needs to step in and take the reins. Hopefully they are going all out to solve it, but the odds aren't looking good...

They finally found Shergar?

 

I hope Sarah Jessica Parker has not eaten any, could be charged with cannibalism.

My brother was sad to find he'd bought soem. He really loves horses.

I asked him "Why the long face?"

Hay! These puns are offal!

I'm surprised this thread hasn't been fet-locked yet!

I was just in the cafe in Tesco. I ordered a burger and the woman asked if I wanted anything on it ....... "A fiver each way" I replied.

Apparently Tesco's veggie burgers are being tested for uniquorn. Although it has already been confirmed that traces of Zebra have been found in their barcodes.

 

 

 

Money tight ?

A McDonalds happy meal, the perfect solution to that pony your duaghter always wanted

Money tight ?

A McDonalds happy meal, the perfect solution to that pony your duaghter always wanted

 

My Lidl pony?