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Posted

Scotland down to 56th and below the mighty Panama, Central African Republic and Cape Verde Islands.

 

 

Does anyone take this thing seriously?

 

 

http://www.fifa.com/worldranking/rankingtable/index.html

 

Unfortunately FIFA do and use it to decide your grouping for World cup draw. UEFA were talking about using it as well a while back for Euros as well but not seen anything on it since.

Madbadteacher
Posted

 

We do when we're in a decent position.

Which will be absolutely never with that twat Avril in charge  >:D

Posted

Scotland down to 56th

 

56th?? Never realise there were 56 nations in the world that were capable of putting together 11 footballers.

TENEMENTFUNSTER
Posted

The comedy of the Fifa rankings continues.

 

England are fifth. That's enough.

Posted

The comedy of the Fifa rankings continues.

 

England are fifth. That's enough.

 

It's cause they never lose any competitive games.

Madbadteacher
Posted

I'm a liitle confused as to why wer're below Wales though, apart from yon friendly defeat under Berti have they really had "better" results?

Posted

I'm a liitle confused as to why wer're below Wales though, apart from yon friendly defeat under Berti have they really had "better" results?

 

All of our good results under McLeish will have dropped off now.

 

We have only won six competitive games since November 2007.

Posted

I'm a liitle confused as to why wer're below Wales though, apart from yon friendly defeat under Berti have they really had "better" results?

 

You do realise that they've humped us 3-0 since that defeat too?

Posted

You do realise that they've humped us 3-0 since that defeat too?

 

I was just going to say. Scotland are pish and have been for years, I'd actually say the rankings are reasonably accurate when you take our competitive games into account.

Posted

I'd forgotten the 0-3 :(

 

Forget the result, just remember it got rid of Burley :thumbsup:

 

I was just going to say. Scotland are pish and have been for years, I'd actually say the rankings are reasonably accurate when you take our competitive games into account.

 

Unfortuantly correct.

 

In the last ~4 years we've beaten:

 

Liechenstein (twice)

Lithuania

Iceland (twice)

Macedonia

 

It's a miracle we're even in the top 100 having such a piss fucking poor record.

Posted

Forget the result, just remember it got rid of Burley :thumbsup:

 

Unfortuantly correct.

 

In the last ~4 years we've beaten:

 

Liechenstein (twice)

Lithuania

Iceland (twice)

Macedonia

 

It's a miracle we're even in the top 100 having such a piss fucking poor record.

 

I hear some saddo who was bored at work made up a list of our competitive games from Italy onwards.

 

Bolded the wins and everything!

Posted

I hear some saddo who was bored at work made up a list of our competitive games from Italy onwards.

 

Bolded the wins and everything!

 

and what of it?

Posted

and what of it?

 

The information was just too hard to decipher without the aid of a graph

 

:(

  • 1 month later...
Posted

    1. Spain (1)

    2. Germany (2)

    3. Argentina (4)

    4. Portugal (3)

    5. Italy (8 )

    6. England (5)

    7. Netherlands (6)

    8. Colombia (9)

    9. Russia (12)

    10. Croatia (11)

    11. Uruguay (7)

    12. Greece (10)

    13. Brazil (14)

    14. Mexico (19)

    15. Ivory Coast (16)

    16. Switzerland (15)

    17. Ecuador (20)

    18. France (13)

    19. Algeria (24)

    20. Belgium (30)

    36. Republic of Ireland (28)

    66. Wales (57)

    70. Scotland (56)

    100. Northern Ireland (117)

maverick sheep
Posted

our current rankings movements remind me of Andre Agassi when he was off his tits on crystal meth for a couple of years.

Posted

Does anyone really give a flying fuck ???

You're only as good or bad as you're last couple of games, and in that case 70th is probably being rather kind to us  ;)

  • 7 months later...
Posted

Scotland up 24 places to 50th!

England down to 15th.

        1 - Spain

        2 - Germany

        3 - Columbia

        4 - Argentina

        5 - Netherlands

        6 - Italy

        7 - Portugal

        8 - Croatia

        9 - Brazil

        10 - Belgium

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23176481

Posted

Fucking yasss! I'm riding this bandwagon until it breaks down again.

Posted

My give a fuck o meter is barely registering this news, however guess its better than usual news these ranking contain for us.

 

As my dearly departed mother used to say however "one swallow doesn't make a summer" and you just know that come the next game Chesney will bring back the old guard once again.

Posted

We are still below the Cape Verde islands, I think it is the equivalent of being below the Shetland islands.

 

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