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DVD sessions vital for Aberdeen FC’s Magennis - Josh determined to be first choice right-back

 

By Sean Wallace

Published: 01/08/2012

 

JOSH Magennis has watched hours of footage in his fight to become Aberdeen FC’s first choice right-back.

 

The Northern Ireland cap has watched DVDs of himself in action, and he is ready to get square eyes to learn the right-back role and ensure there are no video nasties.

 

The Aberdeen FC defender, who aims to face Celtic on Saturday, said: “I am determined to improve in my new position of right-back.”

 

Fuck off.

 

(nae you Mizer)

He should be watching DVD's of Sergio Ramos, not himself.

He should be watching DVD's of Sergio Ramos, not himself.

 

It's clearly a nothing story. Magennis will have said in a press conference he watched himself play - EE make up a shit story.

What worries me is that they refer to him as a "defender". 

What worries me is that they refer to him as a "defender". 

 

Worries me is still referred to as "Aberdeen FCs Magennis".

Urgh, Magennis.  You should not be at our club.  FFS, I would have preferred we actually kept McCardle who was actually a defender than this no-mark.

I am determined to improve in my new position of right-back

 

 

Just like I get told all the time on Football Manager, Player X has tried to adapt his game but failed.....

We're going to get pumped. Absolutely fucking pumped.

We're going to get pumped. Absolutely fucking pumped.

 

Lmao out my arse loud.

It's all a cunning plan, to draw Celtic into a false sense of security.

Brown's going to pull a class RB out of the bag on Friday afternoon

Urgh, Magennis.  You should not be at our club.  FFS, I would have preferred we actually kept McCardle who was actually a defender than this no-mark.

 

^^^^^^^^

 

This 

Josh Magennis stars in 50 Shades of Shite.

A different shade for every position he's played in.

Straight to DVD.

Josh Magennis stars in 50 Shades of Shite.

A different shade for every position he's played in.

Straight to DVD wax cylinder.