Do you think he'll get Thyme?

Never liked the nasally little shite

 

Might get a roasting from the missus

 

Ready, Steady, Crook

 

Sorry only because he got caught I'd hazard a guess

He'll get porridge hopefully!

Obviously got confused by their slogan

 

 

"Every little helps(yourself)"

 

Never mind sure the police gave him a right good grilling

You'd have think he'd have acted a bit more caerphilly.

It certainly wasn't very mature of him.

 

Maybe just a trifling matter?

He probably thought shoplifting would be a piece of cake 

Why the fuck was this moron shop lifting? Surely he's not that skinned?

Tesco security obviously had their eyes peeled.

What a neep

He was whisked off to the station.

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