Seeing as we can't seem to attract any real players, is it time for McGhee to turn his attentions to the imaginary market?

Deary me!, we really are short of news at Pittodrie!! 

 

Actually if fictional characters is what we want.  How about Santa, at least he turns up once a year!!

 

Is that a bit harsh. . . 

Omsk, Tomsk, Tobermoray, Orinoco.....

get real, Tobermory is past it.

Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grubb;

Fuck kicking his granny, I heard Rumplestiltskin stole Maddie McCann in an attempt to win a contract at Pittodrie. Unfortunately McGhee decided that he was too small and he's now on Celtic's books.

Tinky-Winky, Dipsy, Lala, Po?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or was that LAST season's midfield?

Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grubb;

 

His brother Charlie was disappointing though Dibble was awrite.