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Saturday 4th April 2026,  kick-off 3pm

Scottish Premiership - St Mirren v Aberdeen

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So... Stirling Smith?


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El Padre™
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Should be making his way into the first team next season. Should we start giving him pelters now so he's got thick skin in time for his first game?

 

Looks a bit skinny to me.

daytripping
Posted

looks fat and lazy to me, fecking waste of space shyte lazy player*

 

 

 

 

* I've never seen him.

Posted

Needs to be wrapped in cotton wool like his brother Jamie.*

 

* Almost certain they're not related in any way.

Posted

I saw he had signed a new contract on the AFC website.

Just like a new signing. So we have Stirling, Pawlett, Considine and possibly Duff. The new season is looking good.

Posted

Needs to be wrapped in cotton wool like his brother Jamie.*

 

* Almost certain they're not related in any way.

 

He'll probably make an utter cunt of it, just like his uncle Gordon did at the SFA.

 

The Oxford Don
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The Globes chanted his name at him when he was a sub in an away game at Hamilton when he was warming up on the track in front of us. He was so startled he looked up and then burst out laughing. It was a very warm moment, but you had to be there.

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The Globes chanted his name at him when he was a sub in an away game at Hamilton when he was warming up on the track in front of us. He was so startled he looked up and then burst out laughing. It was a very warm moment, but you had to be there.

 

I think you had to :thumbsup: Only otherr thing I remember about that day was the narrowing of the frozen pitch and the lines man getting mixed up.

Posted

cant trap or pass the ball , one good touch in ten matches *

 

*never seen him

Posted

The Globes chanted his name at him when he was a sub in an away game at Hamilton when he was warming up on the track in front of us. He was so startled he looked up and then burst out laughing. It was a very warm moment, but you had to be there.

 

I was sitting right behind y'all that day, and can confirm that this happened.

Posted

If this is the best we can hope for, were doomed. Feck of Smiffy and find your level playing  for Falkirk with your Uncle Alex ya useless chunt.

 

*I have never clapped eyes on Stirling Smith

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Get him tae fuck! *

 

 

 

 

* I wouldn't know him if he head butted me.

maverick sheep
Posted

I think you had to :thumbsup: Only otherr thing I remember about that day was the narrowing of the frozen pitch and the lines man getting mixed up.

 

Oh THAT day?

 

Fuck there's plenty I remember about that day, unfortunately.

 

I'm assuming Smith will get the chance Crawford got. Seems unlikely to be better though if Crawford was given a chance first and deemed nae use.

wee toon red
Posted

I'm assuming Smith will get the chance Crawford got. Seems unlikely to be better though if Crawford was given a chance first and deemed nae use.

 

Different positions my man, one's a right back, the other plays on the left.

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Different positions my man, one's a right back, the other plays on the left.

 

But anything can happen in the tombola.

maverick sheep
Posted

Different positions my man, one's a right back, the other plays on the left.

 

Aye but Foster plays either side so it'd be the same deal of bringing in 1 lad. Also we've been playing duff and young right back instead of putting smith left back and foster right, so I don't see MM being particularly keen on smith.

Roccovellhung
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Best thing aboot Stirling is the safari park, which might explain why this loons the size of an elephant, as ugly as a monkey and probably smells

 

* Never actually been to the safari park at Stirling

Posted

Jimmy back in charge?

 

I sometimes wonder with tatics and team selection

glasgowdon
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I was sitting right behind y'all that day, and can confirm that this happened.

 

Ditto.

 

 

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