Mystic Meg...

[CtS]

Predicts...

 

1. A summer of rumours/speculation about signing players who might just get us a wee bit excited.

2. Eventually signing some non-league tubes a week before the season starts.

3. False promises from Aberdeen Journals back pages.

4. Pictures of Derek Young and Stuart Duff fucking about in a freezing cold river.

5. A frenzy of optimism on afc-chat.

6. More excuses about transitional seasons and Jimmy's dross.

7. Losing to Celtic on the opening day of the season.

8. Cup humiliations x2.

9. Poor attendances, followed by poorly attended protests.

10. Managerial merry-go-round.

11. Relegation.

12. Administration.

13. Unlucky for some, suicide.

 

[maverick sheep]

Suicide is painless.

 

Watching Aberdeen is murder.

[dave_min]

Mystic Dave thinks hopes next season isn't any worse than this one has been.

 

Please.

[Mentorred]

Predicts...

 

1. A summer of rumours/speculation about signing players who might just get us a wee bit excited.

2. Eventually signing some non-league tubes a week before the season starts.

3. False promises from Aberdeen Journals back pages.

4. Pictures of Derek Young and Stuart Duff fucking about in a freezing cold river.

5. A frenzy of optimism on afc-chat.

6. More excuses about transitional seasons and Jimmy's dross.

7. Losing to Celtic on the opening day of the season.

8. Cup humiliations x2.

9. Poor attendances, followed by poorly attended protests.

10. Managerial merry-go-round.

11. Relegation.

12. Administration.

13. Unlucky for some, suicide.