Bad Goals?

[BobbyBiscuit]

Of course, any goal for our team can never be a "bad goal" per se, but what about the goals which have been the least aesthetic?

 

I've probably forgotten more than I can remember for obvious reasons, but one in particular I'll always remember for just the sheer lack of composure and skill:

 

one of Bryan Prunty's few goals for us was against Killie at Rugby park. Ball across the goal line, Prunty 0.75 yards out I reckon... took his first touch which took the ball further away from goal... second which brought it back to it's starting point, third was a shot which hit his standing leg and caused him to fall, and his fourth was from a lying down position trickled over the line with absolutely no danger of rippling the gaping net. He celebrated as if he was Zinedine Zidane at Hampden in 2002...

 

A small part of the "Beautiful Game" died in that moment.

 

Anyone remember any other particularly ugly goals or stramashes for their sheer hideousness?

[El Padre™]

Macleans goal today was pretty much in that category.

[BobbyBiscuit]

very true!  I should have thought of that, really.

[tsr]

I remember that Prunty goal, it was the day I realised he really was worse than I had first feared.

[BobbyBiscuit]

I remember that Prunty goal, it was the day I realised he really was worse than I had first feared.

 

I almost didn't celebrate it as football was most definitely the loser.    Said it all about the guy, atrocious footballer.

[Madbadteacher]

Steve Ritchie's "screamer" in the 78 cup final sticks in my mind.

[Slim]

Any goal scored by Pippo Inzaghi.

 

Never stops him celebrating like he's just won the World Cup every time though

[Stewart]

Diamond when he scored with his cock.

[maverick sheep]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHd_EaMe-qU

 

edit - actually don't think that even goes in at the end!!

 

I'll leave it anyway as it makes me lol

[Edinburghdon]

Diamond when he scored with his cock.

 

That was a great goal, won me £50! 

[Goldie03]

Diamond when he scored with his cock.

 

Scoring with your cock can never be bad surely