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Bad Goals?

Of course, any goal for our team can never be a "bad goal" per se, but what about the goals which have been the least aesthetic?

 

I've probably forgotten more than I can remember for obvious reasons, but one in particular I'll always remember for just the sheer lack of composure and skill:

 

one of Bryan Prunty's few goals for us was against Killie at Rugby park. Ball across the goal line, Prunty 0.75 yards out I reckon... took his first touch which took the ball further away from goal... second which brought it back to it's starting point, third was a shot which hit his standing leg and caused him to fall, and his fourth was from a lying down position trickled over the line with absolutely no danger of rippling the gaping net. He celebrated as if he was Zinedine Zidane at Hampden in 2002...

 

A small part of the "Beautiful Game" died in that moment.

 

Anyone remember any other particularly ugly goals or stramashes for their sheer hideousness?

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Macleans goal today was pretty much in that category.

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very true!  I should have thought of that, really.

I remember that Prunty goal, it was the day I realised he really was worse than I had first feared.

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I remember that Prunty goal, it was the day I realised he really was worse than I had first feared.

 

I almost didn't celebrate it as football was most definitely the loser.  ;)  Said it all about the guy, atrocious footballer.

Steve Ritchie's "screamer" in the 78 cup final sticks in my mind.

Any goal scored by Pippo Inzaghi.

 

Never stops him celebrating like he's just won the World Cup every time though :D

Diamond when he scored with his cock.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHd_EaMe-qU

 

edit - actually don't think that even goes in at the end!!

 

I'll leave it anyway as it makes me lol

Diamond when he scored with his cock.

 

That was a great goal, won me £50!  ;D

Diamond when he scored with his cock.

 

Scoring with your cock can never be bad surely  ;)

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