Calamitous Clanger's Caption Competition

[Reekie_Red]

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I'll start ...

 

"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk that I'm a woman's man ... no time to talk"

[Guest dundee_red]

'Black & White Minstrels set for comeback'

[Guest Elgin Red]

"I'm wearing this Bright White gleaming Gumshield so ma Boss dusnae understand me saying I wish I played in front of the Hun Fcuk back Four again ........."

 

or

 

"I only visited Simon Cowell's dentist for a check up and ended up buying his spare teeth"

[mizer]

"An African youth footballer has disappeared while his team attended a football festival in Aberdeen. The teenager is described as 5ft 7ins tall, of a slim build, and was also wearing a green Aberdeen football top. "

[caledonia]

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There,s only one naw forget it 

[Holyjoe]

 

"Sod this goalkeeping lark, I'm off to tend to my potatoes..."

[Reekie_Red]

"Hey boss, this is what Hearts are doin for their preseason trainin!"

[mizer]

 

"Sod this goalkeeping lark, I'm off to tend to my potatoes..."

 

[Guest Redpeter]

"I could eat an apple through a letterbox..look I'll show ye's"

 

Or

 

" You boys are gonna get a game this season......fuck meeeeeee !"

[Mentorred]

Thats the last time I upset JC. Bastard turned his sun bed up full blast.

[Millers Tache]

 

 

I'll need this to collect the balls from all the goals i'm going to ship too easily now that Anderson's gone from in front of me...

[Drewsome]

Oi! You lot wanna play goal then eh? EH?

[vanderark14]

"we are raaapeople"

[caledonia]

 

"Sod this goalkeeping lark, I'm off to tend to my potatoes..."

 

MINCE AND Tatties